Eren Jaeger is shocked
HOLY. MOTHER. OF. TITANS. WHY DO YOU GUYS SHIPS ME WITH HEICHOU?!
5 minutes ago

Mikasa Ackerman: *Pulls out her blades*
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Levi Ackerman: Oho. I'm the 'Seme'. And sometimes I am paired up with... Eyebrows?!

Eren Jaeger: And I am the 'Uke'!

Erwin Smith: Not bad. I like their taste.

Jean Kirschtein: I FOUND A JEAN X MARCO FAN FIC.

Eren Jaeger: So?

Jean Kirschtein: AND I AM THE FUCKING UKE!

Connie Springer: Who is the Seme?

Marco Bodt: . . . . . .

Jean Kirschtein: HIM ^

Eren Jaeger: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HEICHOU AND ME?! *Angry German Noises*

Levi Ackerman: So you hate me?

Eren Jaeger: T-THAT'S NOT IT!

Mikasa Ackerman: *Sits at the corner while reading a Eren x Mikasa Fan Fic*

Armin Arlert: And I am also paired up with Jean. QAQ

Jean Kirschtein: Yep. My little Pico.

Armin Arlert: *Faints*

Eren Jaeger: Yaoi. . . Yaoi everywhere.