Actually, this is a Kuroshitsuji Facebook Conversation. I just changed the names. Oops. Credits for the one who made the conversation. 

Admin: Thank you for greeting me on my birthday!! Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

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Armin Arlert 

     I am so Hungary!
15 minutes ago

      Jean Kirschtein: Maybe you should Czech the fridge?    
13 minutes ago

      Armin Arlert: I'm Russian to the kitchen. . .
12 minutes ago

      Eren Jaeger: Tell me if you found a Turkey.
10 minutes ago

      Armin Arlert: We have some but it is covered in a layer of Greece.
8 minutes ago

      Mikasa Ackerman: Ew. There is Norway you can eat that.
6 minutes ago

      Armin Arlert: I think I'll settle for a can of Chile. 
4 minutes ago

      Sasha Braus: That sounds appetizing. I would love a Canada Chile as well. . . 
2 minutes ago

    Hanji Zoe: Denmark your name on the can. . . -(๑☆‿ ☆#)ᕗ
a minute ago

      Levi Ackerman: HATE. ALL. OF. YOU. 
55 seconds ago

     Hanji Zoe: Oh Levi, you ruined it! Ruined!!! 
2 seconds ago