Oh, where oh where did my followers go?" by Summer Cheng 

 *I wrote this because I keep losing followers and have no idea why it keeps happening.

Oh, where, oh where did my followers on here go?

 Oh, where on where could they be?

 I had 320, then it was only 319. 

 Now, I have 316 left and I can not understand it, 

 what did I do wrong to make someone leave?

 It is like they made a quick exit, or are dropping like fruit flies one by one, they go 

and no one knows why. 

 I might not wear a bow tie, I might be a bit of a bore, 

 but one thing is for shore- 

 That is no reason to drop me like last season's news. 

 I am a person, I have real feelings

 and I think it stinks

 yes, it truly reeks when people unfollow and do not say goodbye. 

 Oh, I do not know where I went wrong 

it is like I sang a sad song 

 I found it hard to chew that I keep losing you. 

 Followers where did you go? 

 It seems no one knows 

 And on and on it goes

 It seems to hurt from my shoulders to my toes. 

 So please do not do it again 

 Please do not follow me 

 Just to unfollow 

and take a hike on a ten-speed bike 

 out of town where no one knows what is going down.