Me: "Welcome to my ted talk!"

Shinso: *clears his throat*

Me: "FINE! Ugh, welcome to a Q+A for the characters in my story."

Bakugou: "Tsk, you were the one who fucking invited us here! Have some enthusiasm like raccoon eyes over there." *he gestures to a very psyched Mina who is SUPER dressed up and ready to be interviewed.*

Kirishima: "Mina! What the hell are you wearing!"

Mina: *Does a spin and says in a deep voice* "THIS IS MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH!"

*the whole squad minus Bakugou continue to talk in memes that even I don't understand*

Sero: "I ALMOST DROPPED MY CROISSANT!"

Bakugou: *whispering* "God take me now."

Me: "GUYS! SHUT UP!" *everyone one shuts there pie holes and looks over at me* "Finally. Okay, right to the questions."

Me: "Denki your first. "

Denki: *with his finger somehow stuck in the broken forth wall that broke because I am doing this for you* "Me?"

Me: *exasperated sigh* "Lets just get this over with"

*We both magically move to a room without anyone else and his finger still struck in the forth wall*

Me: "The first one is-" *I see him struggling to get his finger unstuck*

*I start helping him*

*my finger gets stuck*

*we both fall on our butts as we finally get our fingers unstuck*

*I continue as if that didn't happen*

Me: "Okay lets finally start this since I made the stupid intro 230 words long."

(Not my art but totally what happened^)

Tell someone about your shitty dad or else it'll get worse it's for your own good

This isn't a question it's a threat

iHave0PurityLeftOwO

Denki: "I-I c..can't... I'm s..sorry." *begins to cry*

Me: "Denki don't," *sniff* "cry. I'm a sympathetic crier."

*he continues to cry and I join him*

2 minutes later

Me: "NEXT QUESTION!"

Why won't you tell anyone about your dad. Shinso just wants to help you. I will come and beat up your dad for you if you don't tell Shinso. Don't test me Kaminari

@ImaLittleGremlin

Denki: "I can't tell anyone! My dad will hurt me if I do and even if I did tell someone... they wouldn't care. I don't want to put my problems onto others and it isn't like it is a big deal what my dad is doing to me. And I would highly suggest you don't do that because I don't want you to get hurt."

Me: "Denki! People would care!"

Denki: *sighs and mumbles* "I wish."

(I'm not sure if the book has mentioned this already) has your father ever touched you inappropriately?

@Hagakuree

Denki: "Um... I don't know if I'm allowed to tell you." *glances at me*

Me: "One sec.." *flips through notes* (yes i take notes because its hard to remember all of my plans don't at me)

Me: "I was planing on mentioning it as a passing thing in the future so go ahead."

Denki: "Yes... right after we got home from the mall where I commented a boy was cute. He said he would 'show me how gross it is to be a faggot' and raped me. It was the only time he ever did that and no one in my family know that that happened. Its why I went to the place I work at now. I figured I had already done something gross so what harm could it be becoming a striper. "

Me: "Man I am so ready to move on to the next person. All of these answers are depressing."

Denki baby, Do you want me to make sure that your dad never touches you again scratch that never breathes again?

@XxGalactic_PandaxX

Denki: "N-No! He may hurt me but he is my dad and I love him."

Me: "Just... no. Let move to the next question."

...

Me: "Oh that it for you but don't leave just go wait in the waiting room."

*we walk into the next room to see it is on fire with the pillows I put on the chairs thrown all over the place, Bakugou chasing the squad, Shinso trying to activate his quirk to stop this, EraserMic sharing a chair although there is room on both sides of Aizawa, and Denki's so called family being divided by glass in a different waiting room watching the chaos*

Me: "This is why I never made one of those OC books where I somehow wake up in BNHA because I know for a fact that I could make this all ten times worse."

Aizawa: *trying to move Mic to his own chair* "No, you couldn't."

Me: "Kirishima, jump on the chandelier and sing 'Wreaking Ball". Bakugou, I bet you can't blow up a whole wall with just one blast. Sero-"

Aizawa: "Stop! I'm sorry for doubting your abilities but please STOP!"

Me: *with an evil grin* "Come on Shinso your next."

*we move to the interview room*

Shinso: "What did Denki say? Is there something I should know?" *slowly brings hand to head waiting for me to respond so he can get all the answers he needs*

Me: "Your quirk won't work in here."

Shinso: "Dang it. You knew I had to try."

Me: *shrugs shoulders* "Yeah, I did."

Not a question I love you

@iHave0PurityLeftOwO

Shinso: "I-I'm sorry, I think I like someone right now so I can't accept your love."

Me: "tHInk!? ThiNK?!"

Shinso: *monotone voice* "Next question."

Can't you just f o r c e Kami to tell you because of your quirk?? Or would you not do it because he might feel betrayed and hate you?

@Shin_Hito

Me: "Oh, no. He's fine with using his quirk he just tr-"

Shinso: "Yes. I would never forgive myself if I did that. He would hate me even if he acted like he didn't."

Me: "Wait- You? WHAT?! You're fine using your quirk on me but not Kami Baby?!"

Shinso: *shrugs* "It isn't like I will ever see you again."

Me: "B-But!"

Shinso: *sighs* "Next question please." *then mutters* "It's like I'm doing your job now..."

Opinion on Denki?

@Hagakuree

Shinso: *blushes* "I- uh, it's not like he's bad for the eyes? And his personality is, um, okay?"

Me: *fed up* "Just say you think he's hot and nice!"

Shinso: *blush intensifies* "I-I think, uh, he's..."

*Shinso.exe has stoped working*

Me: "At least I get my job back."

Shinsou are you aware of how gay you are?

@XxGalactic_PandaxX

*Shinso.exe has successfully restarted*

Shinso: "I mean... it's not a secret I'm gay."

Me: "That was it for you. I'll go get Denki's dad. You can exit out that door."

Shinso: *muttering as he leaves* "Where was this professionalism when I was being asked questions."

Me: *takes a deep breath and try's to repress all of my want- NEED to murder his father*

Me: *opens the door and with out a word brings his father into the room and forcefully sits him down*

Do you know how much I hate and wanna beat you up rn?

@iHave0PurityLeftOwO

Denki's Dad: "Ha. Like as if you-"

Can I stab you a few times please? 😁

@Shin_Hito

Denki's Dad: "Hey! I wasn't done speaking last ti-"

Could I please stab you and throw you off a cliff into a volcano?

@Denki_is_Gay54

Denki's Dad: *stands up* "If you interrupt me one more time I'll-"

Why don't you like Denki?

@Hagakuree

Me: *wants y'all to know the answer so I don't do anything*

Denki's Dad: *snorts* "Because he's a fucking faggot, why the hell would I like him?"

Denki's Dad: "Also!" *starts storming over to me* "What the-"

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WERE DENKI'S DHOLES YOU ASSHOLE? DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT THE FUCK YOU PUT HIM THROUGH OR DO YOU JUST NOT GIVE A FUCK?!

@XxGalactic_PandaxX

Denki's Dad: "He fucking designers everything I put him through, that fag-"

Me: *kicks him out of the room and finally lets out a breath*

Me: *turns to the broken 4th wall* "Y'all don't know how hard that was. I almost killed him off but he still has some shoot to do in the book." *realizes I said shoot* "As hard as this is to believe I don't curse. I only write curse words if it goes with the character I'm writing about."

Me: *walks to the chaos room* "Aizawa I need you!"

Aizawa: "Mic get off my lap I need to go."

*Mic has picked pouting lip*

*pouting lip is ineffective*

*Aizawa has picked pick up*

*pick up is highly effective*

*Mic has picked puppy dog eyes*

*puppy dog eyes is critical, Mic has won*

Aizawa: "Can Mic come with us?"

Me: *shrugs and tries not to show how adorable I found that* "Sure, two birds with one stone."

Mic: *skips into the room with me and Aizawa following behind him*

Aizawa: *sits down in the only chair in the room and Mic sits down on his lap*

Are you going to question him or not?

@iHave0PurityLeftOwO

Aizawa: "I will but he needs a second to feel safe and to know we aren't going to hurt him."

Me: *remembers what I wrote and planed for the next couple of chapters*

Me: *sweats*

I don't know why I want you to say It told you no loud blonds-' to Shin so that he could just point to Mic and say 'exuse me you're one to talk s i r-' 🙂🙃🙂

@Shin_Hito

Aizawa: *starts to stand up*

Mic: "Wait? You told Shinso no loud blondes?"

Aizawa: "That's not important right now"

Aizawa: *opens the door* "I told you no loud blondes!"

Shinso: *from the other room* "I don't have a loud blonde!"

Aizawa: "Good!" *slams the door shut*

Me: *under my breath* "Are you sure about that Shinso..."

Aizawa: *now with Mic in his lap again* "What?"

Me: "What?"

Aizawa: "..."

Mic: "..."

Me: "..."

Me: "ANyho next question."

What's your opinion on the situation?

@Hagakuree

Me: "This one is for Mic by the way."

Aizawa: "Thank god you didn't just say BTW like Mina does."

Mic: "What situation?"

Me: *chokes on spit*

Me: "One sec..." *looks through notes again* "You will figure out next chapter."

Mic: "What?"

Me: "NEXT QUESTION!!!"

...

Me: "Shoot there is no next question to save me."

Me: *shoves them out of the room and closes the door*

Me: "That was a close one."

Me: *laughs at how many different one of these things I'm making*

Me: *grabs Denki's Mom*

Me: "Let's get started!"

Did you get the milk yet?

@iHave0PurityLeftOwO

Denki's Mom: "What?"

Me: "I'll just move to the next one..."

Where the fuck are you at-

@Shin_Hito

Denki's Mom: "Curently at this interview thing." *turns to me* "This one sounds threatening, are they going to hurt me?"

Me: *pats her innocent head* "Maybe."

Why don't you stick up for your son

(I want her to answer this so y'all know she's a good)

Denki's Mom: *looks at door* "They can't hear us can they?"

Me: "Nope!"

Denki's Mom: *fidgets with the bottom of her shirt* "I don't want him to act like he does towards Denki to me. I love my son and I-" *glances at door and lowers voice* "I am couldn't care less that he's gay but I'm scared of being shunned from my own family like he is."

Me: "Thank you. Please send your daughter Kiley in next."

Kiley: *opens the door with a smile*

Me: "Please sit down."

Kiley: *sits down and starts swinging her legs*

I like you so far. 🙃 Please tell me you won't turn on your brother-

@Shin_Hito

Kiley: "Why would I turn on him?"

Me: "No reason."

Do you agree with hurting Denki?

@Hagakuree

Kiley: *frowns* "People are hurting Denki? Why? And why would I agree with that?"

Me: "It was a hypothetical question sweetie. Don't worry."

Kiley: "A hypol- hyol- thedic- A what question?"

Me: "A question that isn't real but wants to know what would happen if something happened."

Kiley: "So Denki isn't hurt?"

Me: "Nope." *winces at the fact I lied*

are you going to turn on your brother?

And you are very VERY adorable and cute!

@XxGalactic_PandaxX

Kiley: "There are a lot of hipolthedicals questions."

Me: *dies of cuteness overload*

Me:*quickly comes back to life*

Me: "Yes, there are."

Kiley: "Thank you for saying I'm cute whoever you are!"

Me: "That was the last question. Do you need help getting down?"

Kiley: "Nope!" *jumps down*

Me: *holds the door open and lets her skip out*

Me: "Samuel your next!"

Samuel: *walks over looking so emo*

Me: "Let's get started on the questions."

Why aren't you doing anything?

@Kuro_Aka_Gosu

Samuel: *scoffs* "Like as if I wanted to help out a fag like him."

Me: "Now the real answer."

Samuel: "W-What? That was the real answer."

Me: "Your dad can't hear you in here."

Samuel: *glances at the door* "Are you sure."

Me: "Yeah, I promise."

Samuel: "I-I'm scared of my dad."

Me: "Thank you for being honest."

Will you attempt to stop your dad? If not just know I will begin looking for you, I will fond you, and I WILL END YOUR FUCKING PIIFUL ASS GOD DAMNED LIFE!

@XxGalactic_PandaxX

Samuel: "Please don't kill me! I can't stop him even if I tried!"

Me: "Don't worry they won't kill you." *looks at forth wall with a murderous glare* "Will you?"

Samuel: "Um? Who are you talking to?"

Me: "The forth wall."

Samuel: "Okay..."

Why don't you like Denki?

@Hagakuree

Samuel: "It's not like I don't like him. He actually seems pretty cool from what Kiley says. He's good to her and I think that makes in an even better person. I just- I can't ever be his friend if I don't want to deal with dad making me pay rent and stuff."

Me: "Thank you, your free to go."

Samuel: *leaves*

Me: *walks over to the chaos room and pulls out Michael, the only one sitting normally in that room*

Me: "Sit down."

Are you actually Denkis friend?

@Hagakuree

Michael: "We aren't friends. I don't make friends at my work just in case something happens to them. Which tends to happen more often then not."

Me: "You can leave now because that's the only question I got for you."

Me: *opens the door and sees the beautiful chaos* "BAKUSQUAD UNITE!"

*the whole squad quickly filed into a line saluting*

*well everyone but Bakugou*

Bakugou: "What the actually fuck?"

Me: "At ease."

*everyone puts there hands down at there sides*

Me: "Its time for y'all's questions."

Denki: *raises hand*

Me: "Yes?"

Denki: "I have already been questioned."

Me: "I want you in there anyways."

*everyone walks in and sees that there is only one chair*

Bakugou: "Fuck off. I have to deal with you guys 24/7 so I get the fucking chair.

Bakugou: *sits down*

Kirishima: "Bakugou... can I sit on your lap?"

Bakugou: *turns bright red because in my house we believe in Baku-Bottom* "Whatever Shitty Hair."

Kirishima: *grins and sits down on his lap*

Mina: "Aww! #Kiribaku for life!"

Denki: "B-But! It's not fair I want to sit down too!"

Sero: "Then sit down." *climbs onto Kirishima's lap*

Bakugou: "The fuck Soy Sauce! Get off!"

Mina: *climbs into Sero's lap just to annoy Bakugou*

Kirishima: "Guys your hurting me! This isn't smart!"

Bakugou: "YOU'RE being hurt?!? Everyone get the fuck off!"

Denki: "MY TIME HAS COME!"

Sero: "No Denki!"

Denki: "Yes Denki!"

Denki: *climbs on top of everyone causing a chain reaction of everyone falling*

(at the top is a quick 10 sec sketch of everyone falling)

Bakugou: *grabs onto Kirishima's waist to make sure he won't fall*

Mina: "That was epic."

Sero: "That was stupid."

Me: *clears throat* "To our questions!"

What would you do if you found out Denki was bein abused (this is for all of them, I'm to lazy to type it five times TwT)

@Hagakuree

Denki: *sweats*

Denki: *high pitched voice* "tHIs is hYPOLTHETICAl gUYs!"

Kirishima: *still on Bakugou's lap* "I would tell a teacher so he could get the help he needs."

Sero: "Same^"

Me: "How on earth were you able to say that sign out loud?"

Sero: "It's a hidden talent."

Mina: "I would comfort my baby boy!" *grabs Denki and squishes him into her chest*

Me: "Bakugou, you haven't answered yet."

Bakugou: "Isn't it fucking obvious what I would do? I would blow the fucking asshat to smithereens!"

Mina: "Aww, Bakugou cares for us!"

Bakugou: "Do fucking not!"

Me: "Yes you do and the next question is for Mina."

Mina: *lets go of Denki and starts jumping up and down* "YES!"

So, miss Alien Queen,-

Mina: "I already like this person."

Me: "Mina! Your not suppose to interrupt the question!"

Mina: "Oop- Sorry."

what if one of your friends were getting hurt? Would you melt the person was hurting them or no?🙂🙃

@Shin_Hito

Mina: "Oh course!!!"

Sero: "You didn't hesitate."

Mina: "So?"

Sero: "You didn't hesitate to say yes to murder."

Bakugou: "Shut up Tape Dispenser, you sound like Glasses."

Me: *under my breath* "Actually Mina sound more like him..."

Kirishima: "What did you say?"

Me: "nOTHINg!"

Kirishima: "Really? Because it sounded like-"

Me: "i'Ll gIVe yOu cROCKs if yOu sTOp tALLINg!"

Kirishima: "Yay!"

Me: *wipes sweat from forehead* "Sero the next question is for you."

So Spidey, what would you do if a fellow memer was hurt and couldn't do anything?

@Shin_Hito

Sero: "Tell a teacher/ call the cops and wait with them till the paramedics arrive."

Me: "I don't think they mean like that."

Sero: "Then like what?"

Me: "Never mind. Kirishima your next."

What would you do if someone was doing something SUPER unmanly to a friend of yours??

@Shin_Hito

Kirishima: "Tell them to stop and explain that what there doing isn't manly!"

Me: "And if they don't stop?"

Kirishima: "Tell a teacher!"

Denki: *sweating up a pool* "Can we be done with questions?"

Me: "We aren't done yet."

Denki: *sulks in the corner*

Me: "Bakugou this is your question."

If someone in the squad was hurt and couldn't do anything about it, what would you do?

@Shin_Hito

Bakugou: "They may be idiots but they aren't fucking weak. They would be able to handle themselves if the were hurt."

Me: "But hypothetically they couldn't, you would..."

Bakugou: "Fucking help them."

Kirishima: *turns around in Bakugou's lap* "Your so nice!"

Sero: "... he legit just called us idiots."

Mina: "Shh! I need my Kiribaku moments!"

Bakugou: *not paying attention to anyone else but Kirishima* *blushes* "What-fucking-ever."

Me: "Bakugou has another question!"

Date Kirishima

@DianaBarry16

Bakugou: *blushing and mutters* "Yeah..."

Mina: "WHAT DID YOU SAY I DIDN'T HEAR IT!?!"

Bakugou: "I SAID WHATEVER! IT ISN'T A BIG FUCKING DEAL!"

Me: "Sure you did. Kirishima, this ones for you."

Date Bakuhoe?

@DianaBarry16

Bakugou: "What the FUCK did you call me!?"

Kirishima: "Gladly!" *faces Bakugou and places a quick kiss on his lips*

Mina: *dies*

*Bakugou.exe has stoped working*

Me: "That's all I need from y'all!" *quickly ushers then out the door before Bakugou starts working again and tries to kill me*

Me: *grabs the boss and slams the door shut right as I hear explosions going off.

Me: *lets out a breath* "That was a close one."

Denki's Boss: "Why am I here?"

Me: "Oh! I'm going to ask a couple questions and you'll answer them!"

Denki's boss: "Okay."

Why did you hire Denki?

@Hagakuree

Denki's boss: "At first I wasn't going to hire him but after he explained that his dad was forcing him to pay for rent and basically everything... I felt like I had to."

Me: "That's sad."

*silence*

Me: "Okay that's the only question I had for you. You can go."

Denki's boss: *exits*

Me: *faces the forth wall* "Okay the next person is ??? POV so you have to be a good forth wall and close your eyes."

Me: *quickly walks out of the room and grabs ??? POV then rushes back in*

??? POV: "You have already questioned me so why am I back?"

Me: "Because I have some more questions for you."

Who are you and why do I hate you already?

@iHave0PurityLeftOwO

??? POV: "First off, fuck you. Second off I'm-"

Me: "BLEEEP! BLEEP! BLEEEEEEEEP!"

??? POV: "Did you just say 'bleep'?

Me: "M Ã Ÿ B Ę !"

Why do I already want to stab the shiitake mushrooms out of you??

@Shin_Hito

???POV: "WHY THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW?!"

Me: "Calm down."

???POV: "Everyone so far want to kill me! Why would I calm down?!"

Me: "Because everyone here wants to kill you either way."

Can you just throw yourself off a clif? Into a volcano? After being stabbed 20 times?

@Denki_is_Gay54

???POV: "Only it I can fucking kill you first."

Me: "wHOA tHERE! NEXT QUESTION!"

can we throw ??? Off a cliff. a cliff with sharp rocks at the bottom?

@abztabz07

??? POV: "Like I said last time, only if I-"

Why're you such an asshole?

@Hagakuree

??? POV: "Because I fucking can be."

Who are you, and why the fuck are you here?

@XxGalatic_PandaxX

??? POV: "I'm-"

Me: "BLEEEP"

??? POV: "-and I am here because I fucking was asked to be."

Me: "That's it!" *quickly shoves out the door*

Me: "Forth wall, you can open your eyes now and everyone can go home!"

*everyone leaves*

Me: "Thank goodness that's over. Now time for my questions!"

Not a question I just wanted say this story is good and it deserves more attention

@iHave0PurityLeftOwO

Me: "Aww! Thank you! Your so sweet!"

You want more bread?

sugaryjasminetea

Me: "Yes. I do. It will be added to my bread collection that has my bread body pillow." (It's an inside joke)

What's the dads and moms name?

abztabz07

Me: "I don't know... one sec..." *goes to google and search is up some Japanese names (which do mean something important)*

Me: "Moms name is Chūbukaku meaning careful because she has to be careful around her husband. And the dads name is Meinu... Look up what it means and trust me you won't be disappointed."

What inspired you to write this story?

@Hagakuree

Me: "Okay so... I can't sleep without telling myself a story and during the day (if I get bored which happens a lot ) I continue the story from the night before. So I have story's called: 'to write' and 'for myself'. This story was a 'for myself' story before I decided it was good enough to be a 'to write' story since it seemed interesting to me. So yeah. (If any of you have ideas for 'to write' story's or 'for myself' story's please comment)"

Me: "Now to really answer the question I just kinda got the idea out of now where."

Favorite song and artist?

@Hagakuree

Me: "Can't pick a favorite. I like Panic!At The Disco, Cavetown, Imagine Dragons, Be More Chill, Heathers, Mean Girls, and many more."

Me: "I like this one song called Stupid for You by: Waterparks. It's probably my favorite song right now."

Are you aware I will be making a cult to kill anyone who hurts Denki or Shinso in this story?

@XxGalactic_PandaxX

Me: "I do now." *checks windows* "You do mean the characters not the author who made them do it right?"

Me: "THANK YOU FOR READING MY CRAPPY WRITING! I love you all and hope you have and epic day! Thanks for 1k!"

*Meowz has signed off*