It's a little funny sarcastical one shot. It starts out deep tho. I tried.

Love me.

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Tick...Tick...Tick... Tick...

Is that a clock? How long have I been hearing it?

Seconds... Minutes... Hours...

I don't know how much time passed.

Why would I care?

Beep... Beep... Beep...

What's that sound?

Where am I?

I can't open my eyes.

I can't see.

Wait... I feel something pulling at me.

Or am I just straining to get out.

Light...?

Blurry...

Coming into focus.

I can see... Me? No my body. Am I dead? No the monitor is still beeping.

Heart monitor. That means hospital.

That's what that sound was.

Who's that?

Black curly hair... Majestic eyes...

Sherlock?!

What's he doing here?

Why the hell am I being so deep?

Oh yeah... Drugs.

Wait... AM I IN A COMA?!

WHAT THE HELL?!

WHAT HAPPENED?!

Oh there's a chart.

"Was pushed out of window."

Wait... I think I remember...

Sherlock had that bitch over again.

His girlfriend. Bella.

And she got all jealous because she thought I was "Hitting on her man." Well news flash honey.

HELPING SOMEONE SOLVE A MURDER CASE IS NOT "HITTING" ON THEM!!

And as soon as I made that clear SHE PUSHED ME OUT THE FREAKING WINDOW!!

Aaaaand now I'm here. Having an out-of-body experience. While in a coma.

Fun.

God I hate these white walls. Who can't they be a nice navy blue?

Apparently white is to show that it's "clean".

No. The white is icky. The hospital is icky.

That chair Sherlock is sitting in looks soooo uncomfortable.

Oh yeah...Why is Sherlock here? He doesn't have "emotions" he can tell you that if you need proof.

Being one living in the flat under his... I know he's pretty cold sometimes.

But... He has been acting nicer lately.

Maybe he's fallen in love with Bella. Maybe she's unlocked his heart.

I wish it was me.

But he doesn't love me...

*loud sigh*

Now what do I-

"Dammit (Y/N)..." Sherlock was talking. Wait dammit me? EXCUSE ME SIR I WAS PUSHED OUT OF A WINDOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!

"Actually dammit Bella. I broke up with her." YES GOODBYE BITCH NO ONE WILL MISS YOU!!

You broke up with her because she pushed me out of a window?

I thought you'd marry her for that or something.

"And then she was arrested."

Well duh.

Ugh you can't hear me. Right.

Why couldn't I be in a full body cast or something.

Stupid coma.

"And I love you (Y/N)." Wait what?

Me?

Really?!

You... Love me?

You actually do have emotions?!

I LOVE YOU TOO!!

"You probably don't return the feelings."

I DOOOOOOO!!!

"And I understand that."

MARRY ME PLEASE!!!

"I can't face rejection (Y/N)..."

I LOVE YOU!!

A tear slid down his cheek. (A/N Lol a single man tear.)

Sherlock...

"I..."

"Love..."

"You..."

Wait... I can't see!!!

Oh wait... My eyes are closed.

Am I back in my body?

Did I just say that?

"(Y/N)?" Sherlock exclaimed.

I opened my eyes.

"Sherlock!! I heard you!! I love you I swear to God I love you!!" I screamed.

"(Y/N)..." He smiled.

He leaned down and placed his lips on mine.

As cheesy as it is I felt sparks and fireworks.

The kiss was passionate and loving.

It was like being high on the best drug ever.

Sherlock was my drug.

The obnoxious high-functioning sociopath.

My obnoxious high-functioning sociopath.

Do your research Anderson.

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Okay so I get lazy and only wrote parts like every three days so if it's different writing all chapter that's why.

So like

Hey

How's life?

Signed,
The Queen™

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