M: hi Sherlock. How are you?
S: busy.
M: doing what.
S: stuff. Where's Mycroft.
M: idk
S: ???? What does that mean?
M: I don't know. And frankly I don't care.
S: HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE MY FRIEND IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MY BROTHER!!!
M: sorry I didn't mean it like that.
S: it's okay.
S: have you ever noticed that John looks just like a hedgehog.
M: yeah. And you're an otter.
S: 😢
M: ?
S: I thought we were friends.
M: we are.
M: Sherlock
M: Sherlock?
M: Sherlock!
S: sorry Molly. It's John now. He lost clue and now he's in a bad mood.
M: it's ok.
S: he blames your texts for distributing his focus.
J: it was her.
S: Sherlock why do you have my phone?
J: why do you have mine? Btw you forgot the , after my name.
S: well excuse me grammar king.
M: o.O um ok I'm going to go now. Bye.
S: can we switch phones now?
J: yes John.
S: yay
J: what?
S: Moriarty is a raccoon!
J: we're in the same room. Why are you texting me?
S: idk you answered.
J: right well I'm going to make tea. Do you want some?
S: yesssssssss!!!!!!