Sherlock:
Listen up!

Watson:
We are.

Sherlock:
Is everyone here?

Irene:
Yes.

Mrs. Hudson:
Yes.

Lestrade:
Yes.

Moriarty:
Of course.

Anderson:
Present.

Sherlock:
Good.

Sherlock:
Recently I have made quite the discovery.

Lestrade:
Which is?

Sherlock:
These. 🙂

Lestrade:
What are those... Things?

Sherlock:
They are called "emojis."

Watson:
How do you get them?

Sherlock:
They're under your keyboard settings.

Moriarty:
Look Sherlock, there's even you! 🕵️

Sherlock:
Shut up.

Irene:
Those are really weird.

Mrs. Hudson:
It's John! 👨🏼

Watson:
That was not necessary.

Sherlock:
So sending that to Mary.

Watson:
Sherlock!

Anderson:
It's Moriarty! 😵

[Moriarty has kicked Anderson from the chat]

Lestrade:
Come on! That was pretty good.

Sherlock:
Guys, someone is Video-chatting me.

Irene:
Well record it and send it to us.

Watson:
Do it!

Sherlock:
Oh alright... Hang on for a second.

Sherlock:
Alright, that was strange. It bugs out at some parts, so it's a bit weird to listen to... But here it is.

Audio Message:
Hel... Hello? Is anyone there? I seem... seemed to have crashed in central Lo... London. They foll... followed me here. My name is The Doc...

A.N- Hey everyone! It sure has been a while, a year actually! A whole 365 Days, 52 weeks, 12 months, 8760 hours, 525600 minutes, and 31536000 seconds-but who's counting?- I know I've been quite inactive, but I'm back and grooving. Which is groovy. And groovy is good. But now that I'm back, I plan to update more (betcha haven't heard that one before.), but this is the only book I'm going to update at the time. A chapter a week. My promise. But also, guess what? It's the 1 YEAR anniversary of Sherlock Texts! I wrote the first chat on March 16, 2016. I would've done something to celebrate, but it's not like I've been updating frequently... So come in, have some cake:🎂, drinks:🥛, and snacks: 🍕. So now that you're here, join the Moriparty. Because...