Ok scusate ma la mia mente ha pensato a questo assurdo dialogo in inglese e visto che in italiano fa schifo lo metto in inglese ♡

After Sherlock "dies"

Me: NOH. YOU.STUPID.HUMAN. Now John will ask Mary to marry him and Johnlock won't become canon! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?....STUPID FAT HOBBIT

Sherlock: did you just call me...

Me: yep

Sherlock: and you said that you want me and John to be...

Me: yep

Sherlock: and Mary...

Me: nope

Sherlock: but you are the only one who wants this. Right?

Me: ...

Me: next question?