WASSUP FAM

Hiyahihi, Look whose back with another collab

But this time it's not with drayizzle

Nope, I'm with jackskellingtonrulz5 and we're here to fuck shit up with an amazing AU

It is...

*drumroll*

MEDIEVAL!LOCK

TADA

So genius

Yep. There's not much fanfic for this AU and I only wanted to do it after I found out Benedict played Richard iii.

Bene is so attractive in that *heart eye emoji*

I KNOW he stabbed a dude like 50 times though

Pssssh everyone has bad days, even doctors ;)

Especially Doctor Strange

Idk if anyone will get that reference I just made but ya know

I GOT IT IT'S FROM A SCANDAL IN BELGRAVIA

YAY, we should probs have the story now

But first this is set in medieval times and Holly insisted we have them talk this way so I am not responsible for any hard to read language

NOW THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

STORY TIME WITH AUNTIE EMY

AND AUNTIE HOL

...don't let me babysit your kids

Me neither, I'll probs show them all the gay smut and other unholy things

EMILY

STORY TIME

Quick note: Hast means has Tis means it is or is (idk) Pray tell means please tell Mine means my and mine Thou means you Thy means your

The wind blew through whispering pines as the dark canopy of night served as a shield to your escape, preventing you from being seen as you slipped out of the castle. Soft earth under your shoes as you gathered your skirt in your hands, hurrying through the woods. You were finally able to break free from the world of crowns and guards, into a serene darkness where you could follow your heart's true desires.

You were going to meet Sherlock Holmes.

Now one may wonder what a soon to be queen would be doing out and about with a commoner, but they didn't know the true Sherlock Holmes. He was so much more than another commoner, he was a devilishly handsome thief. One thing, however people failed to see, was that he was cunning and oh so clever. He was the one who revealed your soon to be spouse's true colors to you and your spouse himself, causing him to be banished to the outskirts of the kingdom.

Your father was king, his word was law and unlike most stories, he cared great deal for you. However, being the only heir, you were closely guarded by his most trusted guard, John Watson. Watson was rather easy going, and would turn a blind eye to these outings as long he knew you weren't in danger. The true problems lied with your soon to be spouse, King James Moriarty. He ruled the neighbouring kingdom, just as quick and almost as clever.

You despised him.

He was like an animal stalking his prey. Insanity burned bright within him, evil clung to him like a dark cloud over his head. Sherlock had confided in you James's true intention, but when he revealed them to James himself Sherlock was banished. Your hand in marriage had been promised to him mere moments after your birth.

You were pulled out of your thoughts when you heard a branch snap behind you. Your head whipped around, your hand sliding to the dagger concealed in a pocket of your skirt.

"Who is there?" You called, your voice ringing out in the darkness. "Show yourself!"

"Relax, my darling," a familiar voice said as a figure stepped out from behind a few trees. "It's only me."

"Sherlock." You breathed, relief washing over you.

"Who else were you expecting?" Sherlock asked. "You look beautiful tonight."

"Thank you," A warm blushed creeped up your neck as you walked toward your lover.

You both reached out, fingertips touching when an all too familiar voice called out.

"(Your name)!" it called.

"Oh, no," You groaned. "Sherlock, you should go."

"Why?" Sherlock asked. "Tis only John."

"How do you- I do not understand," You sighed and shook your head.

"Sherlock and me were mates before he opened his sodding mouth." John answered for him, emerging from the shadows.

"John!" You said accusingly. "You followed me here?"

"Tis mine job, your highness," John said, bowing slightly to you.

You rolled your eyes, but were interested in the matters John had spoken of. "Pray tell, what happened between you two?"

"The whole fiasco with Moriarty," John explained quickly. "Thou really shan't be here, your majesty."

"I shall do as I please," You replied.

It was John's turn to roll his eyes at you. You really were a stubborn one. "Your majesty, we really must go. Not only is this improper, tis dangerous. What would thy fiance do if he found out? What would thy father do?"

"Maybe I should leave," Sherlock muttered. He kissed your head before giving John a nod and leaving. You looked back at John, who crossed his arms in front of his chest.

"We were not doing any harm," You said.

"Y/N!" John's tone hardened. "Sherlock is a commoner! Worse than that, he is a thief! That is only the beginning, though. Thou are betrothed to Moriarty, or hast thou forgotten that? Thou cannot fall in love with Sherlock!"

That is easier spoken than done, You thought.

"Tis not fair!" You whined. "I did not choose this path! I have emotions, just like anyone else!"

"Of course thoust do," John said, his voice slightly sympathetic. "But someone of royal blood must control thy emotions for the wellbeing of her kingdom. The path you follow has its own rewards."

"It's easy for thou to say," You glared at John. "Thou have never been in love."

John sighed in defeat and looked at the ground. "Thou art right. I have never felt love." He looked back at you. "Thou will come hither and stop this nonsense for good. It is not only for thy sake, but for the sake of the kingdom. If Moriarty found out about this, we would surely be dead by dawn. Meeting Sherlock can't be right if thou hast to lie and sneak in the shadows. I have not spent all this time guarding thee to let thou throw it aside like this. This kingdom needs you."

"No, I shan't come," You said defiantly. "I will go on seeing Sherlock as I please, and thou can do naught to halt me!"

With that, you gave John a nod (as if that settled the matter) and turned away to go find your beau. John shook his head. Fine. If you wanted to get yourself killed, then he would turn a blind eye to you.

You chased after Sherlock, looking through the forest for him. Finally, you spotted him. He was leaning against a tree, looking lonely and dejected. You called his name as you jogged up to him. His head snapped up and a grin spread across his face. He pressed his lips to yours and ran a hand over your hair.

"Did thou tell him off?" Sherlock asked.

"Yes," You replied. "He shan't bother us any longer."

"What about-"

"Moriarty?" You asked. "We shall cross that bridge when we cometh to it."

As you let your forehead rest against your lover's, someone watched from the shadows. The man's eyes narrowed as he watched you and Sherlock talk quietly. The man was careful not to let his blonde hair glint in the moonlight and give himself away. He stayed hidden in the shadows kindly provided by the trees and the bushes. He'd known that you were stubborn and rebellious (almost everyone did) but he didn't think it would escalate to you betraying your king and your soon-to-be spouse by seeing this traitor. He could hardly believe his eyes at the sight. The man made note of every little detail so he could report it back to his king.

Once you had finally left to go back to the castle, the man quietly slipped into the shadows and got onto his horse. He kicked it in the side so it would run as fast as it possibly could. He needed to tell his king all about this.

a/n

Lol there was a typo at some point where I called Sherlock

SHERLOCKA

Sherlock's drag name

Or his

STRIPPER NAME

(love you fam)

NO FUCK U STOP IT I HATE UR GUTS GO DIE IN THE PITS OF HELL

Girl they made me the queen

i hope your royal ass burns to death ( love you too )

Part two coming soon (hopefully before my break ends)

(Diddo) I'm still recovering from Stripperlock and Martin & Amanda

2016 SUCKS ASS

Why did you have to remind me about them ugh

BC IM SATAN

I was honestly wondering if something had happened because she'd barely tweeted about him in the past few months and she tweeted about him a lot.

I dunno, but it's sad. THEY LITERALLY SAID THEY MET BY MARTIN COMING INTO THE MAKEUP TRUCK AND MEETING HER AND THEN HE GOT HER NUMBER AND TEXTED HER 'You left before I was done flirting with you, that was quite rude.' If that's not goals idk what is

Smooth, Martini (credit to drayizzle for that name).

Martini XD we need to stop

Probably

OOO before I forget my people, I posted a new phanfic and you should like totally check it out ;)))) It's called the Shadow Side based on Andy Black's album the shadow side

ALSO HOLLY MADE A FUNNY ASS VIDEO AND IM PUTTIN THE LINK IN THE MEDIA SECTION THINGIE

AW THANK YOU FAM ILY

LOVE YOU TOO BOO

That's all

Love Y'all

Bye Bye For Now