The Secret Lover
(My attempt at an Edit)
(Cant remember if I put this last time but this now takes place in series 4 so SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS CHAPTER ONWARDS) -Kate
Previously,
Y/N: Good! Now, Eurus meet Jim and I's mother YM/N, ( Your mothers name) YM/N Meet her AKA Eurus Holmes!
JM: Y/N!!!!!!
Y/N: And also known as...
JM: NONONONONONONONONOONONONONONO! Y/N STOP!!
NOW
Y/N: Jim's Co-worker! Isn't that right jimmy boy?
JM: *exales loudly* Yes, co-worker...right...
Y/N: What did you say Jim? You seem Hesitant on that are you sure that's all she is to you?
JM: Yes, that is all y/n (Insert angry face emoji)
Y/N: Hmmmm... I don't belive you so I'm bring Eurus in this.
JM: WHYYYYYYYY?!?!
Mummy: Why not James is there something your hiding from me? You know how I feel about secrets....
Eurus has joined the chatroom
Eurus: Hello, love how are you?
JM: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHUT UP!!!!!
Y/N: Checkmate b*tch!
Mummy: Y/N!!!!!
Y/N: Sorry mummy.....
Mummy: No; You just beat me to it that's all.
Y/N: OMG!!!
Y/N: So, Jimmy boy someone you would like to introduce to mummy?
JM: UGHHHH..... FINE! Mummy, this is Eurus Holmes my-
Y/N: WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT.... I need to do something first!!
JM: *sigh* What is it sister dear?
Y/N: This!
John Watson has joined the chatroom
JM: WAIT Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Lestrade has joined the chatroom
JM: Y/N KNOCK IT OFF NOW!!!
Umbrellaman has joined the chatroom
JM:STAHP PLZZ!!
Y/N: NO
Mary Watson has joined the chatroom
JM: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD?!?!?
The Woman has joined the chatroom
JM: YOU TOOO?!?!?! WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON!?!?!
SH has joined the chatroom
JM: I GIVE UP!!
Y/N: Now that ive got everyone and my popcorn go on jimmy boy!
SH: About what love? Why are we all here? Especially the woman?!?!?!
The Woman: Hello sexy! How are you? Do you miss me?
Y/N: *Growling heard in the background* BACK. OFF.
Mary: ANYWAAAAYS, why did you call all of us here y/n?
Y/N: Jimmy has a little confession to make!!
JM: Yes; I do... Eurus and I... were together..
Everyone in the chatroom (Except for you): WHAAAAATTT!!!!!!?!??!?!?
JM: Yup; now Eurus and I are now going to leave before Sherlock finds me. Adios!!
JM and Eurus Holmes have left the chatroom
SH: Lestrade?
Lestrade: Yeah?
Sherlock: Do you have any close contacts with the CIA or government? or a gun that wont be traced back to me?
Umbrellaman: *Clears throat*
Lestrade: No. why?
Umbrellaman: ExCuse MeeeEEE?!?!
SH: Yes Mycroft?
Umbrellaman: NEVERMIND IM DONE WITH THIS!! *Hears smashing of computer*
Umbrellaman has left the chatroom
Lestrade: I'm gonna go check on my boyfri- I MEAN MY BEST FRIEND BYE
Lestrade has left the chatroom
The Woman has left the chatroom
Y/N: *Starts mumbling* Yeah you better go he's mine * hissing*
SH: awwwe! is someone jealous?
Y/N: bite me!
SH: Don't tempt me! *Growling seductively*
John: OKAY TIME TO LEAVE !! *Blushing emoji*
John has left the chatroom
Mary: You two have fun tonight! 😉 If you want me to babysit Irene, call us!
Mary has left the chatroom
Y/n: We should go before this chatroom gets flagged
SH: *Many blushing and winking emojis* Okay. You still know John and Mary's number right?
Y/n: Of course!
SH has left the chatroom
Y/n has left the chatroom
Mummy: Well this is going to be one hell of a Easter dinner conversation this year *Screenshots whole chatroom page*
Mummy has left the chatroom
The chatroom had been disbanded
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