[Sat 28 Jun, 12:03]

Go buy milk. -SH

No. -JM x

Yes. -SH

That would require putting clothes on, so no. -JM x

Lazy sod. Get dressed. -SH

Since you are currently out of the flat, why don't you buy some milk? -JM x

I'm barred from all the shops. -SH

Why? -JM x

Causing arguments, getting arrested, fighting, accidentally stealing, insulting customers/employees, spilling pints and pints of milk everywhere. -SH

Wow. How did you accidentally steal? -JM x

I have a habit of picking things up from the floor that are useful to deductions and placing them in my pocket. I didn't realise the little diary like book was a product. -SH

Right. -JM x

I'm still not buying milk. -JM x

Why not? -SH

What do I get in return? -JM x

A repeat of last night? -SH

Repeats. Tutt, tutt. Surely you have new ideas, dear. -JM x

Of course I do. -SH

Care to share? -JM x

Gagging you is the most appealing idea right now. -SH

Cheeky. -JM x

Buy the milk and I'll let you know some of my ideas. -SH

You think me so trusting? -JM x

Yes. -SH

Why? -JM x

Because you have feelings for me and you want to trust me. -SH

You play the feelings card too often, hun, it's losing it's effect. -JM x

Sure it is. -SH

So sarcastic. -JM x

Just buy milk. -SH

And if I don't? -JM x

No sex. -SH

[Delayed] Fine, I'll get the damn milk. -JM

Good boy. -SH

I'm not a dog. -JM x

You may as well be. -SH

Such hurtful words. -JM x

You love it. -SH

Maybe. -JM x

Sadistic git. -SH

Charming boffin. -JM x

Haha. -SH

I do love your laugh. -JM x

Have you got the milk yet? -SH

No. -JM x

Are you dressed yet? -SH

[Delayed] Am now. -JM x

Lazy sod. -SH

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[Sat 28 Jun, 21:02]

You didn't buy milk. -SH

Got distracted, honey. -JM x

By? -SH

Your dear brother. -JM x

What's he doing? -SH

Well so far, he seems to be resisting my charm. -JM x

Your charm? -SH

Mm. -JM x

What at your trying to 'charm' my brother into? -SH

Into bed, my dear Sherlock. -JM x

[Delayed] What? -SH

I am trying to bed your brother. -JM x

Why? -SH

Why not? -JM x

Because he's a fat cake-eating dickhead who was put on this Earth to make my life hell. -SH

Your brother's lovely. -JM x

He's not. -SH

He's the opposite of lovely. -SH

He's disgusting. -SH

Well, I want to sleep with him. -JM x

Ew. -SH

Jealous? -JM x

No. Just disgusted. -SH

I'm not sure if I'll be able to stomach touching you ever again. -SH

Sure ;) -JM x

If you fuck Mycroft I really doubt I'll ever be able to.. -SH

Jealous. -JM x

No. Disgusted. -SH

Jealous. -JM x

Disgusted, Jim. On the verge of throwing up. -SH

He said no anyway. -JM x

But you would have and that's disgusting. -SH

Oh, hush. -JM x

I mean it. If you do it with my brother, don't expect me to ever be able to stomach touching you again - never mind shagging you. -SH

Sherly, calm down. For one, I haven't even seen your brother and two, I'm all yours. -JM x

So you haven't been fucking other people? -SH

Of course not. I said that to make you jealous, darling. -JM x

Right. -SH

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[Sun 29 Jun, 12:32]

I don't get jealous. -SH

Okay? -JM x

I want you to not sleep around with other people. -SH

I haven't been. -JM x

Still, I want to make it explicitly clear that I want you for myself. -SH

Are you upgrading me from fuck buddy to boyfriend? -JM x

Not boyfriend. Just mine. -SH

Possessive, are we? -JM x

Do you agree with this new arrangement or not? -SH

I wasn't seeing anyone else anyway. -JM x

Is that a yes? -SH

Yes, Sherlock, I'll be your boyfriend. -JM x

Good. -SH

Wait. No. We're not boyfriends. -SH

Sherlock, we are living together. We kiss everyday, even if we don't have sex. We have a lot of sex. We're not seeing other people and you want me to yourself. Face facts, darling, we are in a relationship whether you call me your boyfriend or not. -JM x

I hate you. -SH

Sure you do sweetie. -JM x

You want to kill me someday. -SH

You said it yourself, sweetheart, killing you was so two years ago. -JM x

You love me. -SH

I do. -JM x

And you love me even though you won't admit it. -JM x

[Long Delay] Maybe. -SH

Why have you just sent me a pointy dick? -SH

...Sherlock, that's a heart. -JM x

Oh.. -SH

You're adorable. -JM x

Shut up. -SH

c: -JM x

Stop sending me weird faces and shapes. -SH

^.^ :D XD :p xoxox =] °•° ~.~ ^-^ -JM x

Idiot. -SH

Love you too. -JM

I'm going to stop replying now. -SH

Awhhh. -JM x

Idiot. -SH

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[Fri 4 Jul, 03:02]

Where are you? -JM x

What do you mean? -SH

I mean the spot in the bed where you usually are in empty and there's no sign of you around the flat. -JM x

Why are you up? -SH

It's 3am. -SH

I'm aware of the time, Sherlock. Where are you? -JM x

The roof. -SH

Funny. -JM x

The roof of Bart's. -SH

Oh.. Why? -JM x

The stars are pretty up here. -SH

Sherlock, you're worrying me. -JM x

I just wanted to have some thinking time. We're always together lately and I just wanted some space. -SH

Okay. I'll see you soon then. Don't fall off ;) -JM x

I won't. -SH xx

Kisses? I feel so lucky. -JM x

Shut up. -SH

-

[Fri 4 Jul, 05:49]

John. I need help. -SH

[Long Delay] What? -JW

It's Jim. -SH

I told you it was a bad idea to be with that physco -JW

I love him. -SH

Funny. -JW

I mean it. -SH

...Sherlock. He's a murderer. You're damn lucky that Mycroft and Lestrade haven't come to Baker Street and slapped the cuffs on. -JW

I know.. -SH

Jesus Christ. You really know how to pick them. -JW

You're mad. -SH

A bit, yeah. But.. And I can't believe I'm saying this... If he makes you happy, go for it. -JW

Mycroft's the one you'll going to need to convince. -JW

Wait.. You're actually accepting him? -SH

No. I'm accepting that you like him and that if this all goes tits up, it'll be your own damn fault. -JW

That means a lot. -SH

I don't want him around the baby. -JW

How is she? -SH

She's well. Sleeps better now. -JW

How old is she, now? -SH

About six months. Just. -JW

I'll have to come visit some time. -SH

Yeah, do. -JW

I'll let you get to sleep then. -SH

Cheers. -JW

-

[Sat 5 Jul, 12:11]

I'm going away for a bit. -JM x

Work? -SH

Yes. -JM x

How long? -SH

Three weeks, roughly. -JM x

That long? -SH

Yes. -JM x

Don't miss me too much. -JM x

[Delayed] Can I come with you? -SH

Do you have a passport? -JM x

Yes. -SH

One not in your name? -JM x

Yes. -SH

We leave Monday. -JM x

Where are we going? -SH

Ireland. -JM x

You'll fit in. -SH

...I'm staying with my mum. -JM x

Oh. -SH

So, I'll be meeting your mum? -SH

Yes.. -JM x

Are we telling her about us? -SH

I want to. -JM x

Okay. -SH

'Okay'? You don't mind? -JM x

Of course not. -SH

Alright. Great. -JM x

What's the job? -SH

Oh, just killing off a bunch of annoying ex boyfriends for this girl. -JM x

Doesn't seem like your type of work. -SH

Well, I'd do a lot for Bella. -JM x

Is she as beautiful as the name suggests? -SH

She is. -JM x

Why is she so special then? -SH

She's my baby sister. -JM x

You said you didn't have siblings... -SH

I lied. -JM x

Is she the only sibling? -SH

Yes. -JM x

How old is she? -SH

21. -JM x

Definitely a baby, then. -SH

Yeah. -JM x

She's having boy trouble then? -SH

One of the little pricks gave her a black eye. -JM x

So you're killing him? -SH

If you tell me I'm being extreme, I don't care. You can stay here if you disapprove. -JM x

I'll admit I think it's a tad over the top but I don't disapprove exactly. It's not a bad thing that you're one of the only older brothers that mean in when they say 'I'm going to kill him'. -SH

I love you. -JM x

I know. -SH

When are you home? -SH

Soon. -JM x

Okay. -SH

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[Mon 7 Jul, 06:32]

Where'd you go? -JM x

W H Smith. -SH

Why? -JM x

Watsing the time. -SH

By window shopping? -JM x

I suppose. -SH

There's better opinions. -JM x

Like? -SH

Sitting here with me and watsing the time kissing me. -JM x

On my way back. -SH

Thought as much. -JM x

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[Mon 7 Jul, 22:44]

Save me. -SH

No. This is amusing. -JM x

Jiiiiim. -SH

You said you were okay with some of our cousins coming round. -JM x

I didn't realise they'd be five and want to braid my hair! -SH

You look like a father, you know. Just smiling at the kids despite wanting them off. -JM x

A father? No. A stupid boyfriend to a man who said he has no family bit has a very big one. -SH

[Slight delay] You called yourself my boyfriend. -JM x

Did I? -SH

Yeah, you did. -JM x

Don't get all sappy. Jeez, you murder people for a living! -SH

I'm allowed to be baby my boyfriend finally admitted we're boyfriends! -JM x

I agreed to meet your mother and family. I think that makes it fairly clear how I feel. -SH

I don't think it's clear enough.. I think I need the words. -JM x

No. -SH

In the future? -JM x

Maybe. -SH

Okay. -JM x

Will you save me now? -SH

Nope. I want pictures first. -JM x

Isn't it their bed time? -SH

It's the summer holidays, Sherlock! -JM x

The what? -SH

The six weeks holiday. End of the school year. -JM x

So...? -SH

So the kids can stay up late and do your hair. -JM x

Oh, joy. -SH

Haha. -JM x

-

[Thurs 10 Jul, 13:19]

Where are you? Case. -GL

I'm away. -SH

Like a holiday? -GL

Yes. -SH

Oh. Are you with...? -GL

Yes, I'm with Jim. -SH

Right. -GL

John told me you text him. -GL

Lestrade, you can stop communicating with me now. -SH

You love him. -GL

Kindly, piss off. -SH

Fine. -GL

-

[Tues 15 Jul, 01:23]

Everything okay? -SH

Bel's getting worried. -SH

Since when do you call her Bel? Usually it's just 'Arabella' from you. -JM x

You're fine then, clearly. I'll let her know. -SH

I'm glad you get on with them, love. -JM x

You're getting sappy again. -SH

Hey, shut up. -JM x

Your mum said there's a big family dinner tomorrow but we're not going? -SH

No. We're going to have a little date, just us. I know it wears you out, being around people all the time. -JM x

Oh, okay then. -SH

Everyone will be out so we'll watch a movie and cuddle on the sofa. -JM x

We can go to the next big family dinner out. We'll probably have one after I've killed all these bastards, to celebrate. -JM x

Okay. -SH

I miss spreading time with just you so I thought it would be nice. -JM x

It does sound good. -SH

If you want to go to the dinner, we will. -JM x

No, no, that's fine. I've missed you too. -SH

I love how much you say these things now. It's still rare but you actually say them and I love it. -JM x

Shut up. -SH

Make me. -JM x

Name the price. -SH

A kiss and three little words? -JM x

You can have two kisses and no words. -SH

Mean. -JM x

Hurry up and get back here. -SH

Aye, aye. -JM x

-

[Thurs 17 Jul, 17:29]

I can't understand a word he says... His accent is too strong. -SH

That's grandad for you. -JM x

What the heck is he on about? -SH

The war, probably. Or maybe Benny, his old dog that died a few years ago. -JM x

Jim, seriously, come translate. -SH

Ah, never mind. Bel to the rescue. -SH

She's a diamond. -JM x

She is. -SH

I hope you really hurt the one that gave her a black eye. -SH

I plan to. -JM x

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[Thurs 25 Jul, 16:20]

We go home next week. Monday. -JM x

Already? -SH

Yeah. -JM x

Last night was the last one then? -SH

Yep. -JM x

Sunday's big dinner is the last night we're with everyone then.. -SH

We can always come back and visit another time. Mum and Bel can come visit us too. Bel would love that. -JM x

She'd be a help on cases. She's an excellent doctor. -SH

Replacing John? -JM x

Only when she's down. I couldn't do that to John. -SH

Are you almost back? -JM x

Yes. Bel's just paying for the food now. -SH

She wouldn't let me pay. -SH

That's Bella for you. -JM x

See you soon. -SH

Love you -JM xx

I know. -SH xoxo