When Edward, Holly, Tank, and Tessa got back home from their double date they found the house all decked out in white. There was invitations taped to the wall with each of their names on one. They each shared strange looks as they reached in and opened them. Inside were wedding cards showing that Nikolai and Kelsie were getting married. Edward and Tank shared looks of horror as they recalled the stories of what happened to Nikolais other wives. The two rushed the girls towards the cards directions, which was in the basement. When they arrived they saw Kelsie and Nikolai standing in front of each other with Takeo beside them. Takeo, when he saw us, guestured for us to sit down on the cardboard boxes decorated with stickers and glitter. Tessa shrugged before she sat down, and got caught by Edward as the box gave out. He had Tessa sit on his box while he still had a hold on her so she wouldn't get hurt. Tank rolled his eyes as he gave his a kick. His box ended up barely moving, and he yelped before he started rubbing his now aching toes. He gave that one to Holly as he sat on the other one. Edward sat down on his and pulled Tessa into his lap. Takeo cleared his throat before starting the services.

"We are gathered here today to witness the rove of these two peopre. We are here to honor their famiries with this joining. I ask you now to keep any words against them to yourserf, or so herp me I wirr kirr you for dishonoring this ceremony. Ret us honor their choice to marry and rove one another for the rest of their rives."

Takeo pulled two plastic rings out of his pocket and handed each of them one.

"Proceed to prace the rings on each others fingers as you finarize your rove for another."

They placed the toy rings on each others fingers with beaming smiles.

"I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Nikorai Belinski. You may now kiss the bride!"

Nikolai grabbed Kelsie and placed a delicate kiss on her lips.

"The wedding is over now Nikolai can go get drunk, and slur my speech."

The four witnesses stared wide eyed. Nikolai Belinsky was not drunk at all.

He walked over towards them with Kelsie on his arm.

"What did you think of Nikolai and Nikolai's new wifes wedding?"

Tessa being well Tessa couldn't resist.

"You guys do know Takeo isn't licenced and toy rings can't be wedding rings."

"HOW DARE YOU DISHONOR THEM!"

Tessa let out a scream as she ran out of the basement with Takeo chased her with a katana in his hands.

Edward just face palmed as he got up and walked out to go get them.