Bold = Archer

Normal = Nora

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"Dr.Pepper's the bomb. You can use it to quench your thirst for me since you seem to call me everyday."

"How did you know it was me? And why the hell would I be thirsty for you?"

"Well first of all, there's a lovely thing called Caller ID. And second, you just seem thirsty for this d-"

"HEY did you know that Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts? Neither did I, but yesterday I went to this coffee shop downtown and these two old guys were talking about it and I couldn't help but listen in on their conversation. It's actually very interesting, you know? Makes you think if Ken's name is really-"

"OKAY STOP NOW!"

"Hehe you started it with your dirty jokes."

"Well maybe I wouldn't make those dirty jokes if you would just admit I'm hot."

"I have never seen you before in my life, Archer. How the hell would I know if you're hot or not?"

"Well I know for a fact that my voice is hot. Use your imagination."

"Great, now I'll picture you as Spongebob."

"..."

"I got you, admit it."

"...So what's you name? I told you mine, now it's your turn."

"Great topic change."

"Just answer the damn question."

"Well what do you think my name is?"

"In my mind, I picture you as a 35 year old pedophile that likes stalking young attractive boys such as myself. So, I don't know, Wendy or something?"

"...Okay first of all, I am not even close to what you imagine. And second, my name's Nora, you idiot."

"Wait, how old are you?"

"Seventeen. What about you?"

"...Eighteen."

"HA! Who's the pedo now?"

"...Shut up, Wendy."