Bold = Archer

Normal = Nora

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"Hey, wife."

"Hello, husband. How are you doing this fine day?"

"I'm bored. Literally no one calls this place expect you."

"Then why are you still working there?"

"I had to do community service here last year and I guess the place just grew on me."

"Bad boy, huh? What did you even do?"

"Oh, I just killed someone."

"..."

"...Just kidding, Nora."

"Aw, I thought I finally had someone to share my plans of being a serial killer with."

"..."

"I'm just kidding, you idiot."

"Thank god, I was gonna call animal services."

"Why?"

"Clearly you aren't human."

"...Little bitch."

"Yes, we have lots of 'little bitches' here. Would you like to adopt one?"

"You suck."

"And you sw-"

"HEY you know what? I've actually always wanted a puppy. Honeybubbletea is always so bitchy to me."

"...you named your cat Honeybubbletea?"

"Stop laughing, jerkface. I didn't name her. She was my mom's cat before she passed."

"Oh...I'm sorry."

"Don't be. You're the reason I haven't killed myself already."

"Wha-"

-Line has been disconnected.-

"Fuck."

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I just want to thank everyone that has been reading this book up until now. I know it's not a lot, but it still means a lot to me. :)