Bold = Archer

Normal = Nora

Italics + Bold = Dustin 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

"Hello?"

"..."

"I know it's you Archer."

"...You can't see me."

"Yeah, no shit, Sherlock."

"..."

"Archer, stop making things awkward."

"Me? I'm not doing anything. I'm totally normal. Yeh."

"Fine. Hey, by the way, where's that funny friend of yours?"

"Who? Dustin? Why?"

"Just asking..."

"Why? You like him better than me?"

"..."

"Aww are you jealous?"

"What? Pshh no!"

"Uh huh."

"Okay, let's stop talking about this! How's life?"

"Great subject change, Archie."

"Archie?"

"What? You don't like it?"

"I prefer husband."

"..."

"...Yeah, so life's going great, how about you?"

"Eh, ya know, the usual. Got a job, nothing big."

"What?! You got a job? Why is that not the first thing you told me?"

"Well, you were too busy being awkward over the fact that I said I like you."

"..."

"See! There you go again. Chill, Archer, it was just a joke."

"...Haha yeah. Just a joke. I knew that."

"Yeah."

"So...where'd you get a job?"

"Marco's Pizza."

"Really? So if I called you for pizza, could you...maybe...I don't know...getmefreepizza?"

"Don't get your hopes up, buddy. Even though you are my husband."

"Aww. Hey, I was thinking, since we're married and all, what are your plans for the future?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, first of all, there's babies-"

"What? Cierra you need me? I'll be right there! Sorry, Archie, gotta go!"

- Line has been disconnected -

"Hey man, why do you look so down?"

"..."

"You okay, dude?"

"...She doesn't like me."