August's POV

"You have to behave August" my mother says with a scowl "no promises" i say as i wink at her "you've been kicked out of every school I've put you in, i want you to at least last a year" she says with a sigh "that's cuz everyone at my old schools were no fun and didn't know how to take jokes" i scoff "you sent another girl to hospital August" she sighs "she started the fight" i say as we pull up to the school "what a shit tip" i mutter as i look at the school.

I get out of the car with my bag on my shoulder "try to make friends" my mom says "will do" i say as i shut the car door. I walk into the school and all eyes snap to me, a smirk finds its way to my lips. I unzip my jumper to show my tied up cropped top and all the guys drool, i walk past a group of guys and i wink at the one with raven hair and a blue beanie. I walk into the office to see the head teacher "you must be August Jedds, mmkay?" He asks "yup" i say as i pop the 'p' "well the bell has just gone so ill walk you to your class mmkay" he says and i nod. We walk to to a class and i walk in "you must be August" 'Mr garrison' says "yeah" i say "ok class we have a new student with us today" he announces and i scan over the class with a lazy smirk on my lips. I make eye contact with the same raven haired boy and i wink at him again "would you like to introduce yourself?" Mr garrison asks "the names August, but call me Jedd, i don't wanna be here, get on my bad side and ill kick your ass and this is the 8th school I've transfered to" i say with a lazy smirk on my lips "your one of those kids then" Mr garrison sighs "go sit next to tucker" he says and the dude with the blue beanie puts his hand up, i smirk as i make my way to him. I sit in the seat next to him and i put my feet up on the desk "Jedd, get you feet off of the desk" mr garrison says and i roll my eyes as i pop my bubble gum.
Half way through the lesson my boredom gets the best of me, i tap the dude on the shoulder and he turns to me "your Craig tucker right?" i whisper and he nods "is there anyway we can get outta here?" I whisper and he smirks "your bored to?" He whispers "yep" i whisper back "wait for him to go into the bathroom, we follow directly behind him" he whispers "ok, sounds good" i say with a smirk

Mr garrison finally leaves the classroom and i grab my bag along with Craig. We run out and 3 other kids follow us. We get out to the back of the school and i smirk, i take out my pack of cigarettes "fuck" i mutter "what?" The voice of Craig comes from behind me "i left my lighter at home" i say "here" he says and chucks me one, i catch it and i put the cig in my mouth and i light it. I take a drag and i sigh in content "so, who are those kids?" I ask as i look at the other kids "the blonde one, that's tweek. The brunette, thats Clyde and the tall one, that's token" Craig says and i give a slight nod "tweek is my best friend" he says "cool" i say as i take another drag of my cigarette "who's the group of bitches?" I ask as i see a raven haired girl wearing purple "that Wendy testaburger and her group of whores" he says and i smirk "im gonna have fun with them" i say as i crack my knuckles. I let my eyes scan around till i see a group of guys "who's the fatass and his friends?" I ask and Craigs lips twitch into a small smirk "that's eric cartman and his group of dumbasses" he says "looks like im sticking with your gang then" i say as i glance at him "we could really use a girls touch" token says and i smile "y-yeah" tweek agrees "she's hot so yeah" Clyde says and i wink at him

Me and the guys walk into main bit of the school and i wink at a couple guys as we pass "ay tucker" an annoying voice says from behind us. We all turn and i see the fat kid from before "what do you want cartman" Craig says in a monotone voice with a poker face "whos the new bitch?" Cartman asks as he looks at me, Craig growls as i shift all my weight onto one leg and i cross my arms over my chest "dont call her that" he growls "nah, i like the name Craig" i say as i wink at cartman "damn what a slut" he says "she's our girl fatass, so if i were you id shut the fuck up" Craig says as he pulls me closer to him by my waist, i smirk at cartman as he backs up a bit "you really want a girl in your gang?" He asks with a scowl "yeah" craig says and i smirk at cartman "all gangs need a feminine touch, or in your case a feminine punch in the nose" i say with a seductive smile "whatever bitch" cartman says as he rolls his eyes.

We walk away and i see red "red? Is that you?" I ask as she turns to look at me "August?" she asks "oh my god!!" I we squeal, we run and hug each other tightly "how have you been? I've missed you short stuff" i say as i hold her hands with a smile "I've been good! Ive missed you to blue" she says with a giggle and we hug again "uh, you two know each other?" Craig asks "oh, hey Craig" red says as we pull away "yeah we know each other, she was the one who looked after me at the school before i came here" red adds "oooh, i remember you telling me about that" he says "wait, how do you two know each other?" I ask "he's my cousin" red giggles "oh, i didn't know that was Craig" i say as i nudge her shoulder and she giggles, i turn to the guys with a smile "im gonna catch up with red, ill catch up with you guys later ok" i say and Craig nods, they walk away and i turn back to red. I catch up with red for a little while and damn, ive missed her "ok, I've got your number and ill text you later" she says "right" i say and we hug again "its nice to see you again short stuff" i say "its nice to have you back blue" she says. We pull away and go our separate ways, i walk up the halls trying to find Craig when im pushed up against a locker "uh, if you could politely fuck off, i wont beat the fuck out of you" i say as i look at the dude "is that anyway to greet an old friend?" The familiar seductive voice says "Kenny?" I ask as i turn around "surprise!" He says "Kenny!" I squeal as i hug him, he spins me around and i giggle "its been so long!" I say as i keep my arms loosely around his neck and he keeps his arms loosely around my lower back "how have you been?" He asks "its been rough, but im fine" i say "everything good with your parents?" He asks and my smile falls a bit "still bad?" He asks sadly and i nod "dad left" i say with a sad sigh "he what?" Kenny asks in shock "the asshole left last year" i say "are you ok? Are you still having trouble with alcohol?" He asks worriedly "i haven't touched a drop of alcohol in about a year and a half" i say with a small smile "that's amazing!! August im so proud of you!!" He says and kisses my forehead, i giggle as he smiles down at me "so, did you do 'it' with the boyfriend?" He asks as he wiggles his eyebrows, i giggle and shake my head no "your still a virgin?" He asks and i nod "i got scared and didnt want to so he cheated on me" i say with a laugh "what did you do?" He asks with an amused smile "i cut the girls hair off and shaved the dudes head" i say with a grin

"That's my girl" he says and i laugh "wait, are you two a thing?" The voice of Craig rings out from behind me and i turn around "no, i love her as a sister and nothing more" Kenny says and i nod "ok McCormick, she's with us and she's our girl. I already think of her as an extremely close friend, so you better not upset her" Craig says and i smile at him "so your into her?" Kenny asks "no, well not yet anyway" he says "Awwwwwwww! That's cute!" I cut in and they both chuckle. "see you around McCormick" Craig says as he walks back to tweek, i turn back to Kenny with a smile "hows Karen?" I ask "she misses you" he says "i miss her to" i say "you should come back to mine at some point, my parents would love to see you again" he says and i smile "id love to Kenny" i say with a smile

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"C'mon Jedd, get on my back" Kenny says and i giggle, i jump on his back and he hoists me up so i dont fall "ay kinny" the voice of cartman calls from behind us, Kenny turns around and cartman scowls as he sees me "why are you with the bitch?" He asks "don't call her a bitch" Kenny says firmly "answer the question kinny" cartman snaps "shes like my sister" he says with a shrug, i jump down from his back and hug him from behind "you hardly know her" cartman says with a scowl "ive known her for about 15 years" Kenny shoots back as he puts his hand over mine

Kenny doesn't know that after being away from him for 5 years made me realise that i love him more than i thought i did

"Whatever kinny" cartman scoffs. Two other kids walk over and i slightly hide behind Kenny "hey Kenny, who's the girl?" The dude with the puffy green hat asks "this is august but if you want to keep your dick you call her Jedd" he says and pulls me out from behind him "uh hi" i say. The dude with raven hair and blue and red puff ball hats jaw drops "she's hot" he says and he walks to me "im Stan" he says and winks at me "uh" i say "hey, back off dude she's off limits" Kenny says as he pulls me into his chest and i sigh in relief. His hand slips into mine and i sigh in relief "sorry about Stan, im kyle" the dude with the green hat says and i smile "hi" i say sweetly "kyles a Jew" cartman snigers "and your fat so shut the fuck up" i snap at him "thanks" kyle says and i smile up at him "no problem, im like quarter indian so dont worry about fatass making fun of you" i say with a wink and he grins at me. Cartman turns to me with a smirk while kyle and Kenny glare at him "if your Indian does that mean you can belli dance?" He asks with a smirk "yep, i can move my hips separately to the rest of my body" i say with a smirk as his falls "w-whatever your not even that hot" he mutters "dude are you blind?" Kenny asks as he looks me up and down

We start to walk home when im grabbed from around the waist into a hug "hey tweek" i say as i hug him back "d-do you know w-where Craig is? Ack" he stutters "yeah, he said he's walking ruby home then going to the shop" i say sweetly "t-thanks Jedd" he stutters as he pulls away "no problem" i say as i kiss his head. He walks away and i turn back to the guys "what?" I ask as i see them all staring at me "only Craig can calm tweek like that" kyle says and i smile a bit "i have a brother who's the same as tweek, i know how to calm him" i say with a small smile, Kenny hugs me from behind and i lean into him "your adorable" he says and "thanks" i say with a smile