"Well you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs," I smiled trying not to get discouraged. I was sipping my tea when I noticed a girl walk in, a cute nerd girl with short green hair and red glasses wearing an oversized sweater. She should work, I walk over to her and talk with her. She smiled at me, she seemed very friendly. This should be easier than I thought. "Hello my name is (y/n) what's your name," I asked very cheery. "Hi my name is Vicky can I help you with something," she asked. "Well I kind of got the feeling that that guy likes you, since you walked in he's has been checking you out," I winked. She blushed and she looked over at Dan. Then blushes harder. "Really? Normally guys don't find me that attractive what should I do," she asked nervously. "Just go talk to him," I smiled. She nodded and walked up to Dan.

I saw them talk for a bit and then she walked away pretty sad. I guess she just didn't cut it. That sucked! They were such a good match. Great now I'm a little more bummed but what's the shame in A little failure. Attempt number two here we go. I waited for another girl to walk into the pub but it was nothing but a bunch more guys great.... I sigh and I noticed them pay for their meal and walking out. I wait at least 25 seconds before I pay for my check and I leave. "Is this considered stalking nah it should be OK. I blend right in," I thought confidently. I noticed them go into a bookstore and I quickly follow behind them. I stand a few shelves away. As I hide in the aisle

I notice a very cute girl who I assume works here. Besides the dull beige uniform, she looked really cute. She had bright green eyes, fair skin, basically just a perfectly normal looking girl. Definitely not out of his league but could be if she dressed up. I waved to her as if I need help and she quickly walks up to me. "Hello ma'am is there anything I can help you with," she smiled. "Yes I was looking for a book for my sisters um bedtime," I said nervously. "Oh really what kind of stories is she interested in.? "Oh well uh she kinda likes cats yeah she likes cats!" I replied. "Well we have some cat novels over here and some picture books, how old is she? "She is about 16," I smile "16!?," she said shocked. "I mean 6," I panicked. " haha that makes more sense," she nervously laughs. "Oh and by the way that guy that's dressed all in black that just walked in here moment ago... I overheard him and his friend talking about how cute you are. I think you might like you," I winked "I'm working I can't really flirt with customers," she sighed. "OK it's your loss he's quite the looker," I smiled. "Hm, You're right maybe I could introduce myself, maybe help them find a book," she blushed. "That a girl," I smiled and she walked away and went to go talk to him.

I shuffle through the cat books, "hm humans are so entertained by these fuzzy creatures. I turned around and I saw Dan staring at me from a few isles away!!! CRAP! I look away; and try to act normal. In the corner of my eye I can see the worker girl going back to the front desk looking a little bit depressed. Damn it....I looked back and we made eye contact again. I quickly went back to the book hoping that he would ignore me or not remember me.

(Dan and Phil Prov)

"Phil it's her again and she was looking at me, I can tell," Dan whispered. "Maybe you're just being a little bit paranoid. This is a popular bookstore," smiled Phil picking up a Delia Smith recipe book. "Yeah I know but I just can't shake off the feeling plus that's two girls today that hit on me in a matter of 20 min," sighed Dan. "Wow your life is so hard," laughed Phil. "Maybe it's the attack on Titan shirt," wondered Dan. "Oh yeah it's definitely the anime shirt. You know chicks just love a good guy in an anime shirt," Phil chuckled. "Your right," Dan smirked. "Here let's prove she's not following you, let's get out of here right now and go to the coffee shop next-door. Since we went to the Pub before this, she shouldn't be in there to get a drink unless she was following us," Phil said excitedly. "OK I'm going to say this once but you're a genius," smirked Dan. "I try," smiled Phil.

They both bought their books and walked into the coffee shop next door. They sat down and noticed (y/n) walk in. She sat by the window and opened her book.

(Y/N) Prov,

Wow humans sure are thirsty creatures. On the bright side there are a ton of girls in here. Maybe I could get a bunch to ask him out at once... Hm I'm not that lucky. I notice the girl behind me is wearing a Dan and Phil shirt. The hell? "Um who are the people on your shirt,"I whisper. "Oh Dan Howell and Phil Lester, I'm such a big fan. I love Dan so much," she giggled. Wow this girl is so oblivious.

(Dan and Phil Prov)

"Phil she keeps staring at me I mean I keep staring at her too so I guess it's both our fault but there's something about her," sighed Dan. "Dan have you considered that maybe you have a crush on this girl," whisper Phil. "What a crush no no not me," Dan chuckled. "Are you sure," said Phil raising his eyebrow. "Yes, I don't want her to think I'm dating anyone but these women won't leave me alone," he sighed. "Well if you don't like her then why do you care," smirked Phil. "I just do ok," blushed Dan as he looked out the window.

(Y/N) Prov.)

After about 5 min, I look back at the girl who now has 3 friends with her. Should I say something, maybe... None of them are in his personality traits except claiming they're "awkward". Well it's better than anything. "Um he's right there," I shyly pointed and she flipped the fuck out. She ran up them and that caused some other girls to noticed them. Soon there was a rush of fangirls!! The guys hugged and gave autographs for these girls. Soon they said good bye and snuck out the back. "Damn it, I'm gunna loose him," I thought as I walked out of the cafe. I walked, down the street. I saw an anime store and I smiled. "Maybe he's in here, he did have that shirt," I thought as I walked in. I looked around and I heard something. "Phil it's her!" "Omg it is!" I turned around and I saw them duck behind some displays.

I chose to play it cool and I waited for them to leave. I followed them to the lion statues. There I saw another girl. He was on her phone, obviously waiting for someone. she had long brown hair tied in a high ponytail big hoop airings. She was hot, definitely out of his league. But maybe I can convince this girl to give him a chance! "Hey what's up," I said as I walked up to her. "Are you talking to me," she sassed. "I was just gonna say that, the guy in black has been checking you out for a very long time," I smirked. "Well why wouldn't he, bitch I'm a 10 and he's barley a 2," she rolled her eyes. "Hey I heard that his type is so right now, plus think how hot you'll look next to him!" I smirked. "Bitch you have a really good point! Maybe I'll see if he's good," She strutted up to him.

"Is this a fucking cat walk," I rolled my eyes as I sat at one of the near by benches. She's a bitch, but maybe a hot one nightstand will make him want to date a good girl. they began talking, but she left really angry I guess he turned her down to.

(Dan and Phil Prov)

"Wow she was hot but definitely not my type," sighed Dan. "Yeah she was a bit scary Ha ha ha," laughed Phil. "Basically; also I didn't want that girl who's been following us to think that I'm shallow," said Dan. "So you admit that you like her," smiled Phil. "Well I don't know I just keep seeing her everywhere but I'm starting to think it's not coincidental," he frowned. "Yeah it's weird maybe you should talk to her, you two would be so cute!" Phil smiled. Dan blushed and hid his face so (y/n) couldn't see.

(Time skip)

15 girls later Dan was getting a bit pissed off. Everywhere they went, a girl would throw themselves at Dan. "Why does every girl I see or talk to, hits on me. They all say I've been staring at them even though I've been staring at HER!! What the hell is going on," Dan grunted. "Maybe you should go talk to her," said Phil. "I would but every time I try to go up to her she's talking to a different girl. I'm starting to think she's not a design consultant," said Dan. "No," gasped Phil sarcastically. "Shut up," laughed Dan.

(Y/N) Prov)

"I have found a girl specializing in each of his personality types even random hot chicks and nothing is working. He has to have liked, at least one of these girls. This is harder than I thought," I sighed.

Maybe I can find a perfect girl in another town and bring her here yeah that's an idea... My thoughts were interrupted by someone tapping me on the shoulder I turned and I jolted! It was him and he did not look happy. "So is there a reason why you're sending random girls to come talk to me," he asked. "I have no idea what you're talking about," I lied nervously. "I think you do considering that you're following me and every girl I see you talking to, comes and talks to me," he sighed. "So you've been spying on me," I tried direct the conversation on something else. "No you're spying on me!" Dan snapped. "Maybe were just coincidently going to the same places these are pretty popular spot especially for the locals," I snapped back. "I guess you have a point," said Dan. "And plus all those girls were me trying to make friends! I'm new in town, but all they want to talk about was how hot you were," I lied acting upset; hoping that he would believe it. "Oh then I guess I'm sorry for all the trouble," he frowned and it caught me by surprise. "No problem," I tried to smile. "So what's your name," he asked. "Oh it's (y/n)," I said confused. "That's a nice name so since we go to the same places anyway want to hang out with me and my friend," Dan smiled. Crap he can't do that, if I say no he'll become suspicious, but if I say yes how will I get more girls to talk to him damn it! I thought angrily but I smiled sweetly as possible and I said,"sure."

Shit......