GROUPCHAT
THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

alastor moody
Happy birthday, Fontaine.

sage
thank you, sir

alastor moody
Now that I've gotten that out of the way, what's your status report on the DE mission that they're planning for next week

sirius
c'mon, moody, give her the day off
you only turn 20 once

alastor moody
And if Fontaine doesn't give us the information we need, we could all be dead by the time she turns 21.
Status report, Fontaine.

sage
sirius. heel.

sirius
ENOUGH WITH THE DOG INSULTS

james
someone's barking mad

remus
doggone it, sage, too far

lily
yeah, you're barking up the wrong tree

sage
sorry, i know sirius takes ultimutt offense to dog jokes

SIRIUS HAS LEFT THE CHAT!

sage
too far?

james
never

REMUS HAS ADDED SIRIUS TO THE CHAT!

remus
stop being so ruff around the edges, mate

SIRIUS HAS LEFT THE CHAT!

albus dumbledore
It appears that I am excluded from what seems to be a very funny inside joke.

sage
my apologies, professor
shall i add him back?

albus dumbledore
Only if I am allowed to make a joke as well.

james
this might be the greatest day of my life

lily
your wife begs to differ

sage
absolutely, professor

SAGE HAS ADDED SIRIUS TO THE CHAT!

albus dumbledore
I do believe you should answer Alastor's question, Miss Fontaine.
It's the leash you could do.

sirius
FUCKING HELL
i hate all of you

alastor moody
Either give me the status report, or you're out of the Order.

sage
they're attacking at dawn
they know that half of the order lives in the same village
basically most of the people in my year who are in the order live in godrics hollow
so they'll be there at dawn on 6 november

alastor moody
Thank you.
I assume you'll be fighting on the other side that day?

sage
unfortunately, yes
voldemort specifically asked for me to go on this mission
i've had a lot of time on my hands, though, so i've found a spell that will essentially 'baby proof' my wand for a set number of hours
so any spell i cast will be practically harmless
the killing curse will feel like a tickle, but stunning spells will still work with their full effect, for the most part

maia
glad to know you won't actually be shooting ak's at us, sagey baby

rowan
it'd be a massive bummer if that baby proofing spell didn't work

sage
don't worry, i'd just aim at james

james
how kind of you

lol