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notsageceleste: always a classy affair at the fontaine house
tagged: siriusblack, annaleemichaels, lilyevanspotter, jamespotter

rosilvers: ugh i miss you lot

↳notsageceleste: maybe you shouldn't have spent christmas alone then
↳rosilvers: i've barely been alone since evan died, cut me some slack :(

maiadumont: 1) all of you are very pretty 2) mum n dad send their love

↳notsageceleste: tell mr and mrs dumont i said hello
↳jamespotter: i'm glad you think i'm pretty <3
↳maiadumont: i was talking about your wife you tosser
↳lilyevanspotter: thank you lovebug

lilyevanspotter: classy christmases forever

↳notsageceleste: forever and ever

charjoyner: as the knockturn alley project would say, "all my friends are fit as fuck"

↳notsageceleste: and they would be correct

siriusblack: we make a hot couple

↳notsageceleste: we absolutely do

siriusblack: also i love you

↳notsageceleste: you disgust me
↳siriusblack: is it because i ate the last mince pie?
↳notsageceleste: no, it's because you simply disgust me. but also because you ate the last mince pie

annaleemichaels: next christmas, we're doing things the american way, because i am never, and i repeat, NEVER, making yorkshire pudding ever again

↳notsageceleste: only if you make pumpkin pie like you did when we celebrated american thanksgiving
↳annaleemichaels: fine

rjlupin: you're not even going to comment on the lack of facial hair on sirius's face?

↳notsageceleste: i'm afraid to mention it in case he grows it back just to spite me
↳siriusblack: you should be afraid. because the beard is coming back.
↳notsageceleste: you're dead to me

SAGE & BELLATRIX

bellatrix
merry christmas, darling!
will i be seeing you at our new year's party?

sage
merry christmas
i'm not sure, maybe

bellatrix
the dark lord wanted me to tell you that he hopes you come

sage
well now i fucking have to go, don't i?
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i'll move some things around in my schedule

bellatrix
brilliant!
i'll let him know you're coming!

sage
burn in hell
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great!

lol