INSTAGRAM + GROUPCHAT

notsageceleste: smiling through the pain of another de party spent agonizingly sober because moody's afraid i'll spill secrets if i drink. also, lucius malfoy made a joke about my dead brother, so if any of you want to murder him, i won't mind

annaleemichaels: i only knew ju for like two years but i swear to god i'd riot at the gates of heaven for that boy. that's inexusable

siriusblack: might stop by malfoy's for a quick little visit

       ↳notsageceleste: alright, but don't hurt narcissa. she's quite pregnant.

jamespotter: lily's sobbing over the caption

         ↳lilyevanspotter: stop making fun of me i'm carrying your child and the hormones are overwhelming
         ↳notsageceleste: don't worry, i'm on my way over with non-alcoholic firewhisky for you and extra strength firewhisky for me
           ↳lilyevanspotter: i haven't had firewhisky in SIX MONTHS i can't wait
           ↳jamespotter: you've just made her cry harder

maiadumont: the only people who get to make dead brother jokes are you, sirius, and cain. that's it. lucius malfoy is on my hit list.

        ↳rosilvers: CAIN? he killed his own brother
        ↳maiadumont: still counts.
        ↳mollyweasley: might as well add me to the list?
        ↳notsageceleste: what? no, prewett. you've got to be joking

THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

sage
what happened to the twins?

alastor moody
Died fighting.
Went out like bloody heroes, the both of them.

sirius
fucking hell

james
meet up at mine for a drink in their honor?

lily
james, i don't want that many people in the house
especially after what dumbledore said

sage
wait, what did he say? i guess i've been out of the loop

remus
something about a prophecy regarding the baby and also maybe the longbottom's baby

lily
i told you not to tell her

sage
lily, what the hell

lily
you've just been so stressed recently and it's not good for you to worry

sage
i'm quite literally a secret agent fighting for the other side who's had more blood on her hands in the past month than any of you have in the past twenty years
i'm under a lot of stress, yeah. but something about my future godbaby would stress me out TOO much

lily
i'm sorry
i just didn't want you to be upset

hi