Me:"Yes can you add him in my bags please?

Cashier:"Um ma'am are you sure?"

Me:"Yes I am sure"

Shawn:"Wait what's going on?"

Me:"Shhh baby shh"

Cashier: *secretly starts to dial 911*

Me:"Nonono. Him. Bag. Now."

Shawn:"Ummm"

Me: 🔪😇

Idk what this was but my mind just...idk. NEXT