So you all know about dogs that shed like a shit ton?

Meet my dog, Ryder.

He sheds so damn much that we have to vacuum the house EVERY 2 HOURS.

Imagine if Updike had hair problems like that.

Fuckin... FUR EVERYWHERE. (Lmao I'm too lazy to make a pic of Updike-)

Just imagine having to find your hair in... EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN CORNER OF THE HOUSE. (Trying not to offend anyone here...)

If you try to brush Ryder or Updike, I bet there's gonna be a freaking mountain of the floof- (I'm already dead at this point)

So imagine cloud boi having the same floof problems as my dog.