I'm sorry- It contains the Fnf crew, mods, Pico's School and my ocs.

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Whitty: Back at it again at Krispy Creme's.

Pico: (Does backflip and knocks down the sign.)

Everyone: AAA-!

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Kira: Okay so what do you want for breakfast?

Zyameise: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT.

Syameise: A bagel.

Zyameise: NOOOO!

Syameise: ...Two bagels.

Zyameise: Wait, what- Oh... Thanks...

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(Syameise, Cherri and Nene getting ready in the bathroom.)

Nene: There is another~ (grabs top of curling iron)

Everyone: AAA-!

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Teacher in 10th grade or something: There is only one thing worse than a r****t. (Takes off paper.) Boom.

Cassandra: A child.

Pico: No-

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Syameise: Hey, how ya-

Whitty's stray dog: RAWRRAAAGH

Syameise: (screech) GET YO FUCKING DOG B-

Whitty: It don't bite.

Syameise: YES IT DO GET YOUR-

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Cherri: Proceed to go in one direction.

Carol: (snickers)

Cherri: Carol, are you okay?

Carol: PFFT- PFFFF-

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Cherri: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino white bag.

Mary: You spilled- (unintelligible) LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!

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Luis: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!

Cherri: You said to bring my grades up.

Luis: ...I did say that. Lemme see it-

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(Yandere AU)

Yandere Syameise: I saw you hanging out with Carol yesterday!

Whitty: Sy-Syameise, it's not what you think!

Yandere Syameise: I won't hesitate, bitch! (Pulls out gun)

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Skid: Pump! I just got lego blocks!

Pump: Yo! You got lego blocks?

Skid: WE CAN BUILD ANYTHING WE WANT!!!

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Darnell: (sliding down a handrail in a subway) You're all going hell! Goodbye!

Nene: Pfft-

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Pico: I taught a robot how to fear. Death.

Hex: Oh-

Pico: The void.

Hex: OH-

Pico: Student loans.

Hex: REEEEE-

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Cherri: I'm in my mum's car! Vroom vroom~!

Mary: Get out of me car!

Cherri: Aw...

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Sarvente: Ruv?

Ruv: Shhhhh...

Sarvente: What are you doing?

Ruv: I'm making holy water.

(He's boiling water in a pot)

Sarvente: How is that making holy water?

Ruv: I'm boiling the hell out of it.

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(Nene sitting in the bathtub with water in it and clothes on.)

Nene: I'm washing me-self in ma clothes!

Cherri: Oh shi-.

Nene: Beeetch..!

Syameise: She drunk as fuck.

Nene: I'm washing me-self in ma clothes.

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(Lovesick AU ig-)

Lovesick Syameise: (strums guitar) I love you, bitch~! (She points at Whitty.)

Whitty: Oh my god... She's too obsessed.

Lovesick Syameise: (strums guitar again) I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch~!

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Cherri: (laughing) Girl, come look at this, come look at this.

Carol: What?

Cherri: Laf-ee sav-ee-eys (life savers lmao)

(Cherri and Carol start laughing)

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Syameise: What time is it?

Whitty: Cooking turkey time?

Syameise: Good. Okay, reach in there and pull it out.

(Whitty reaches into the turkey, pulling out something... long.)

Whitty: What is this..?

Syameise: That's a turkey dick.

Whitty: (Throws it against the sink.) EWWW!!!

Syameise: (Wheezing bc she caught it on video.)

Whitty: OH, GROW UP!!!

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Syameise: Where's my chicken?

(Cherri comes out, eating chicken wings.)

Cherri: You mean this chicken?

Syameise: Where's my black hoodie?

(Nene comes in, wearing Syameise's black hoodie.)

Nene: You mean this black hoodie?

Syameise: Where's my boyfriend?

(Carol sits on the couch, cuddling with Whitty.)

Carol: You mean this boyfriend?

(Syameise feelin pissed off as hell-)

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(Pico and Syameise have a sleepover or something.)

Syameise: Morning~!

(Pico wakes up, annoyed.)

Syameise: Breakfast! (She holds out a plate of french toast.)

Pico: (He loads his gun.)

Syameise: O k a y.

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Riley: Storytime!

(She walks up to Luis and Cherri.)

Riley: The man knew exactly what to do to embarrass his daughter.

(Luis does some really cringe dance.)

Cherri: AGH- DAD!

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Fun-sized Whitty (child boi): I wanna be an actor, an astronaut, a scientist, a teacher-

Whitty (before he met Syameise): I wanna have enough money to eat today!

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Pico: Storytime!

(Syameise, Kira and Riley were at the cafe.)

Pico: The ladies congregate here everyday to scope out the hot dudes!

(Syameise almost spits out her mocha.)

(Riley gives him a weird look.)

Kira: Yeah we are.

Riley: I'm lesbian, Pico-

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Hex: Storytime!

(Hex walks up to Syameise and Whitty, eating at a cafe.)

Hex: This was the moment the lad would propose to the girl!

(Syameise puts held a hand to her mouth.)

Whitty: No, no. This is a misunderstanding-

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(Pico and Cassandra get into a fight.)

Teacher: HEY!

(Everyone looks over at the teacher as she walks up to Nene and hands her a paper.)

Teacher: Dress code. (Walks away.)

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Riley: Storytime!

(Riley walks up to Mary and Luis.)

Riley: The two were models and they loved to strut their stuff!

(The couple start showing off their clothing DRAMATICALLY)

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Riley: Storytime!

(Riley walks up to Whitty, Syameise, Carol, Keith, Cherri and Senpai.)

Riley: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

(They all point at Senpai.)

Senpai: Really?

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Random guy: And now, for the weather with our weatherman Gabriel Updike. Gabriel?

Updike: IT'S GONNA RAIN.

Random guy: Thank you, Gabriel. Who hired that guy..?

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Keith, Senpai and Cherri: Happy new year!

(Keith and Senpai attempt to kiss Cherri until Carol turns off the lights and makes them kiss.)

Keith and Senpai: (Break from the kiss.) AAAAAAAAAA!

(Cherri and Carol touch their drinks together with a satisfying 'klink!')

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Random guy: And now for the weather with our weatherman Gabriel Updike. Gabriel?

Updike: IT'S GONNA BE HOT.

Random guy: Thank you, Gabriel. This guy's not gonna work out...

Updike: C L I M A T E C H A N G E-

Random guy: AAAAAA-

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(Updike knocks on Hex's door and he answers it.)

Updike: Is Whitmore here?

Hex: Uh... You know what?

(Whitty jumps through the window and shatters it.)

Hex: He just left.

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Keith: Look at how cute these pens are.

Pico: ...Keith, that's gay.

Keith: ...Pico, we've been dating-

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(Back before Kira, Syameise and Riley moved to Funkin City)

Syameise: No one ever told you life was..! (Points at Riley who is holding Jenna's hand.)

Riley: ...Gonna be this gay!

(Riley, Kira, Jenna and Syameise clap rhythmically.)

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(I made up a part of this vine-)

Riley: Hey, I'm lesbian.

Archie (who has a crush on Riley and is 8): I thought you were American-

Syameise: Archie- no- She's into girls and 18.

Riley: Wait, he has a crush on me?

(Syameise slowly nods.)

Riley: ADIOS-

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Syameise: Storytime!

(Syameise walks up to Keith and Cherri.)

Syameise: It was at this moment the two proclaimed their lives!

Cherri: Awwwe! Babe! (Hugs Keith and makes him fall over.)

Syameise: Oh shoot! You guys okay?

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Skid: Ms. Keisha. Ms. Keisha! Ms. Keishaaa!

Pump: Oh my fucking god she fucking dead.

Skid: (Gasp) I'm telling!!!

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Jenna: I just wanted to use the restroom... But now I'm so confused..!

(Looks at the bathroom label.)

Jenna: Am I a womfn?! AM I A WOMFN?!

Riley: Well, you are bisexual-

Jenna: And you're lesbian!

Syameise: How does this relate to being a woman?!

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Syameise, 9 year old: (Does cartwheel) I'VE BEEN DREAMING of a true love's kiss!

Jenna, 9 year old: Me too!

Syameise, present time: (kisses Whitty and he kisses back) Well, I got that just now!

Jenna, dead: ;-;

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Zyameise: You just have to stop letting people walk all over you!

(She's standing on top of Syameise)

Syameise: OkAY- (wheeze.sfx)

I'm SORRYYYYYYYYY!!!!! 😂 I have so much doubt in this for adding my ocs. This was really made just to keep content up. I have no ideas. Oh yeah. Jenna is the corpse from WDSC in the 'best friends corpse' scene.