Quick little thing here, I know I said I wasn't gonna continue this but there's a few people who were really disappointed by that so I'm saying screw it and I'm just kinda going with the randomness. And now STORY TIME! YAAAAAY!

:•:Avery's POV:•:
Wow good job Cookie, dragging on this story when you don't even know what to do with it. And oh look starting with me again, so original.

((You do realize I can easily kill you))

Shutting up.

((*Duck tapes the now broken Fourth wall* God damn it Avery))

Ehem. We've all finished breakfast and are struggling to figure out what to do. "We really need to figure out what we are gonna do about our kingdoms and our people. Like we can't keep them in Sousuke's private family Hospital forever." I say sighing.

"Well what are we supposed to do? We can't really go back to our kingdoms now! We've been discovered and our people hurt." Alyssa argues.

"So what do you expect us to do? Do you expect every Sea person to just adapt to living on land? How the hell are we going to do that?" Rei remarks.

"We also can't just leave every one whose back at the kingdom behind! Everyone is probably freaking out that the the princes and Princesses have just kinda disappeared! Not to mention our parents!" Gou adds on.

"Why can't we just stay until everyone heals and then head back, gather in between territories and figure it out that way?" Nagisa asks. It's actually not that bad of an idea buuut...

"It'd take too long for everyone of them to heal. They were pretty banged up remember? Not to mention the overwhelming amount of them." Haru explains. Ya that issue.

"Argh! Why do we have to figure this out now!? It's too early on to plan ahead! We aren't even sure how those humans found us! No offense to you three." Rin fusses ruffling his hair.

"None taken." Mike shrugs in response. They said they'd give input and moral support but that's all any of them have said. Mike, Sousuke, and  Vindick that is.

"Can we like just, say fuck it for now and figure out what the hell to do with the plot later? You know like the majority of this story?" Q asks. Oh look another hole in the wall.

"What?" Rei asks confused.

Alyssa rolls her eyes and Mike, Vincent and I face palm. "Not really sure what he was actually saying but I like the idea of just saying fuck it for now. Figure it out later." Haru says shrugging.

"You would like the idea of fucking it wouldn't you." I say with a smirk and a wink.

"Ahem, I am not an it." Rin counters, a light pink dusting his cheeks making his glare less threatening.

"Shoot me now." Haru responds, his voice muffled slightly by his hands which are covering his face.

"Bang." Vincent says firing a finger gun. Haru holds his "bullet wound" and falls to his knees.

"YOU SHOT HARU!" I shriek out.

"NOOOOOOO HARU! MY LOVE DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT!" Rin yells out dramatically, dropping to his knees and clinging onto Haru.

"Rin, I will always love you. But it is my time. Avenge me! Avenge meeeeee! Bleh" Haru says his 'last words.'

"HARU NO! COME BACK! BABY PLEASE! NOOO! DAMN YOU!" Rin shout out clearly trying not to laugh. "I SHALL AVENGE MY LOVE! DIE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! BANG BANG BANG!"

Vincent twitches backwards from each "shot" and falls to the ground, reaching out to Mike who stares on in fake horror and latches on to his hand.

"NO! NOT MY VINNY BUNNY! HOW COULD YOU! HE WAS GRANTING HIS WISH!" Mike shouts out gesturing to the "corpse" of Haru that's trying not to laugh.

"I DON'T CARE! HE KILLED MY LOVE SO I KILLED HIM!" Rin shouts back.

"All of this is happening because Haru said shoot me..." Alyssa mumbles.

"Yep" I say popping the 'P'

"EVERYONE CALM DOWN! BOTH OF YOU PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN!" Q yells jumping in between them.

"Move Quentin! Here deserves death!" Mike shouts at him.

"Can't we just talk this out?"Nagisa questions from the side lines.

"What the fuck is even happening?!?"Rei asks.

"Bang!" Both Rin and Mike shout "Accidentally shooting" Quentin.

"Whyyyyy?" Quentin groans falling to his knees then his face. "Bleeeeeeegh."

"No Q! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Mike yells pointing at Rin.

"YOU SHOT HIM TOO! AND HE STARTED IT! IF HE HADN'T SHOT HARU NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!" Rin yells back, pointing to the "dead" Vince who's kinda crawling towards the Kitchen.

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"HE'S A ZOMBIE!!!!!" I screech out

"Braaaaaains." Haru says throwing his arms up in a zombie fashion.

"Why did Vincent turn before Haru?" Rei asks.

"Because Plot holes." Quentin replies. "Ooohoooo spooky plooooot hoooooles!"

"First Shooting, then zombies and now ghosts. What is happening here?" Makoto questions. At some point in time he moved to sit in Sousuke's lap on the couch. How'd I miss that?

"Oooooh Writers block!" Q responds.

"Ok enough with whatever that was, don't wanna ask how writers block has anything to do with this either. Can we just get some food now because it's kinda lateish and the giant breakfast has been argued off." Nagisa whines.

"I don't think you can argue off calories." Gou says sweat dropping.

"I'm kinda hungry too. How bout we go for some Pizza? I saw a-" but Makoto is cut off by Mike and Vince.

"NO! NO PIZZA!" They yell in unison.

"Not after last time!" Vincent says looking off in the distance like he's having a flashback.

"Ooook? No pizza then. How bout we just like send someone to drive through a fast food restaurant?" Gou asks.

"In-n-out. Soumako, go get us a bunch of In-n-out stat!" I order them.

"Alright fine." Sousuke says as he lifts Makoto up bridal style (earning a shriek from Makoto as he clings on) and grabs his keys as he heads towards the front door. "Don't break anything or burn the house down!"

"No promises!" Vincent sings out as the two disapear behind the now closed doors.

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At the sound of Sousuke's truck starting up and driving away, I sit up and stretch.

"We're going to need to go clothes shopping soon. Cause otherwise there's gonna be a lot of water wasted on washing your guy's clothes. And California is in a permanent drought." Avery says flopping on the couch.

"What's a drought?" I ask.

"It's when there's a serious lack of rain and not enough fresh water." Mike explains.

"What makes the drought here permanent?" Rei asks.

"It's not really permanent but it's been going on for years now. The rest of America can be flooding and we'll still be in a drought." Vincent explains.

"Speaking of droughts and water, I'm gonna go take a shower. Further putting Cali in a drought." Rin says stretching out and walking up stairs.

Rin, shower, water dripping down his hot abs and down to his- FUCK IM HORNY NOW! Isn't it too early on in the relationship though? Ugh.

"I'm gonna go lay down." I say getting up.

"USE A CONDOM!" Avery yells, throwing one at me as I walk towards the stairs. I reply by flipping her off and throwing it back at her. Don't know why she has one considering she's single.

Whatever, I walk down the hall trying to remember where Rin and I's Room is. Ah there it is!

As I enter the room I hear the shower in the connected bathroom already running. Maybe I can-

No Haru don't. Don't even think about joining him in the shower. Ugh but I really want to.. Was that a moan?

I press my ear up against the door. What I heard made me want to join Rin even more

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An: Hopefully for those of you who are still here and for whatever reason enjoy this story be warned that its gonna be very in frequent! As it is this took me ages to write. Lucky for you I'm sick right now so there's not really much for me to do.

So maybe there will be another update soonish. Maybe not idk I'm dead. And I've gotta fix all these forth walls. But if you've enjoyed this chapter, Boop that vote button on the nose and maybe cough up a comment!

Anywho I'll see you guys later. Abu revoir little biscuits!

🐗Cookie Out🐗

-Now I want breakfast and in-n-out-