I'm the type of guy who really likes to laugh, nonsensically,
Feet kicked back, head resting on your lap
Knucklehead, loser looking nerd.
I know, all my good points sound absurd..
But this is me.

Tumbling downhill.. my mind tends to spiral
Jack and Jill
Jack Sparrow
Jack the ripper
In a round of blackjack
Guess the winner...

I'm
Two toes deep in insanity
Third toe is shy
Fourth thinks its all vanity
Fifth likes to stay dry

I'm
Top of the shelf
Top notch
Top tier
The cherry on top
Of a cold beer
Intoxicating
On top of the world
Heart pulsating
As I fall off its edge
Exhilarating

My mind is a mess
I'm still educating
I still second guess
I still feel upset
When I'm still second best
And first is anybody else
Coz I still feel alot less
So I try my best to impress
But all they hear is static
Claim my art is magic
And can't hear Smeagle
Lurking behind the words, in panic
My precious, dealing damage
To my psyche when I'm without it

Rock, paper, scissors
Rock a bye baby
Ring around the rosie
I'm an infant inside
Yes, you don't know me
Because I like to hide
So close your eyes
And count to ten
As I do the electric slide
From side to side
From out to in
We search..
"Who am I?"