10 Ways To Die In Shaman King (Part 1)
Number 1: Undergo Anna's training
Anna: What was that Yoh?
Ah... A-Anna! Hehe.... Well umm.... *sweats*
Anna: Alright then. Since that's how you feel after all the work I'm doing to help you be Shaman King. Start your running around the town. And don't stop until I call you.
But Anna...
Anna: *glares coldly* Now!
A-Alright!! *starts running* Wait a minute, we don't have a phone aaand she'll be watching her soap operas! Oh man! I'm never stopping am I... Let me just continue while running...
Number 2: Don't disturb Anna when she's watching her soap operas.
Yes. That's another certain way to die.... *shudders* Never do it...
Number 3: Be the brother of Hao Asakura and say it to any hater of Hao.
I'm actually Hao's brother really. I mean Yoh Asakura. Hao Asakura. We look alike. Of course we are. But if I go around saying I am, this would be the reaction.
Random Hao Hater: Did you just say you're his brother?! Guys! Let's get him! He's the brother of that shaman that killed our families and loved ones.
Others: Yeah! *chases me*
Yikes!!! *starts running faster*
Number 4: Get within eating range of the Spirit of Fire. Especially if you are a spirit.
All spirits: Noted!
Don't worry guys. I won't let him eat you.
Number 5: Challenge Hao himself if you aren't strong enough.
Hao: *lands in front of me on the Spirit of Fire* Hello brother
Hao! *pulls out Harusame* What are you doing here?!
Hao: Not to fight that's for sure. Just to see Anna.
How many times do I have to tell you? Anna is mine. Well, not like I posses her but then um.... *blushes* You know, that actually sounds weird when I say it out loud....
Hao: *laughs* Naive. She's way too high for someone like you.
*rolls eyes* Who does she love? Me or you?
Hao: Only because she owes you for saving her from herself
Well, I don't force myself on her
Hao: I know. That's why you're more of her slave and training tool than an actual fiance
Okay, that's enough *forms the Spirit of Sword*
Hao: Oh? So you do want to fight. *forms a sword with the Spirit of Fire*
*runs towards him and slashes at him*
Hao: *blocks it and swings*
*dodges* See ya readers! Till part 2. For now, I have to teach my brother a lesson
Hao: *slashes again* You may not be seeing Yoh again. Because he will be joining me. When I rip his soul from him
*dodges but gets a cut on my arm* Rrgh... In your dreams Hao!
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