Okay, so uh

I ended up getting a cool idea for another oneshot, and instead of working on the next chappie, I just ended up writing it instead. Heh, whoops. 

But don't worry, if I don't make up the chapter by tomorrow the next update will still be scheduled monday, as usual! And don't forget that tomorrow is game night on my discord, so make sure to check that out! My lovely boyfriend will be hosting it, so make sure to be ready tomorrow!

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One Yandere, Two Yandere

It had been at a cheesecake store when they stumbled into the man. Alphys had wanted to get some cheesecake, it was her favorite type of food. In the store they had met the brown haired human named Tim, who seemed to form an immediate connection with Sans. They started chatting with one another because Tim had asked to borrow a napkin from Sans, and Sans ended up enjoying his company so much that he invited Tim to hang out with them for a bit.

Tim and Sans just seemed to click. Of course, the others became friends with him, but none of them seemed to be able to connect as closely as Sans and Tim did. The two bounced off of one another so well, everyone could see the connection. The two even ended up exchanging phone numbers, and thus a friendship was created.

Papyrus was proud that his brother was making new friends on the surface, especially with a human. Tim started to appear in their day to day life, happening to stumble upon them in town or being invited over, sometimes even inviting Sans over to his house. It wasn't long before Tim started appearing more and more until it was almost a daily occurrence.

But with the increasing presence of Tim, something else came of it.

Things started to get misplaced. Pictures Papyrus had around the house started to go missing suddenly, some objects randomly moving around. Sans commented how he lost a couple pairs of his clothes and couldn't seem to find it, and swore to Papyrus that his window in his room seemed to keep opening. Everything that seemed to disappear happened to be related to Sans, including doors and windows. Papyrus would go to wake up Sans to find both his bedroom door and window open, even though Papyrus knew Sans has closed them the previous night.

Then, the schedule inconsistencies started happening. Tim started dragging Sans away from his friends and family, inviting him out constantly. Not only that, but Sans himself would get busier, going out more to do things. He also seemed to go onto his phone more, always typing in stuff and giggling. When Papyrus would ask, Sans would just insist it was nothing big.

But it only got worse.

Alphys stuttered out about how she had been followed home one night, Undyne confirming it. Dead bodies started to be found, one of them having been a human girl that seemed to have been interested in Sans. Sans even left to go comfort Tim after one of his co workers died, then ended up staying the night, calling Papyrus to explain that Tim needed him there.

That's why Papyrus didn't trust Tim. Everything started happening after Sans had met Tim, and Tim dragged Sans away from them. Sans would leave at least once a day, telling them that he was going to hang out with Tim. Papyrus once called Tim, demanding that he not hang out so much with his brother, but Tim defended himself by saying he hadn't seen Sans all day. And that night, Papyrus found a dead rabbit outside of his own bedroom window. Tim was behind it. Papyrus knew it.

That's why he was doing this. Standing in the doorway of his front door, arms crossed. The human in front of him didn't look very happy, a scowl on his face.

"Why can't I see Sans?" Tim demanded.

"BECAUSE," Papyrus said, narrowing his eye sockets. "SANS DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU."

"He texted me ten minutes ago, he's the one who wanted to go out to the movies," Tim said, "Why would Sans suddenly go against our date?"

"DATE?" Papyrus said, "SORRY TIM, BUT IT'S NOT HAPPENING. YOU AND SANS WILL NOT BE SEEING EACH OTHER."

"You can't do this, you aren't Sans' Dad, you're his younger brother," Tim insisted, "He's a full grown man, you can't stop us from going on a date together."

"YES I CAN! I AM NOW, ACTUALLY."

"Hey, Paps, what's going on?" Sans asked.

"SANS, YOU AND TIM'S DATE IS CANCELED!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"Uh, he's right there. I don't think he'd drive over here on the time he was going to pick me up just to cancel the date," Sans said, pointing at Tim.

"TIM AND YOU ARE NO LONGER SEEING ONE ANOTHER! WELL, YOU WEREN'T DATING HIM YET!" Papyrus tapped a finger on his chin. "YOU GUYS WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED TO GO ON A DATE. HM, THAT SOUNDS BETTER!"

"Paps, is this really about the dead animal?" Sans asked, "You don't know if it was Tim or not, and just because I misplaced a few pairs of underwear doesn't mean that Tim has stolen them."

"EVEN IF HE DIDN'T TAKE THEM, HE'S BEEN TAKING UP ALL OF YOUR TIME!" Papyrus said.

"You're going to regret this," Tim muttered, eyeing Papyrus carefully.

"THERE! THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A DANGER TO THIS ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD!" Papyrus said, pointing at Tim. "YOU AREN'T WELCOME HERE ANYMORE."

"Dude, it's my life, I can choose who I do and don't go out with," Sans said.

"NYEH HEH HEH, NOT IN THIS SITUATION," Papyrus said, grabbing Sans' arm and dragging him a few feet from the door. "NOT WHEN TIM IS A DANGER TO THIS HOUSE! UNDYNE AGREED WITH ME THAT HE'S SUSPICIOUS!"

"Suspicious doesn't mean he's a bad person, just that you are being paranoid," Sans said, trying to wiggle his arm out of his brothers, but failing. "Okay, seriously, you're being a bit childish, bro."

Papyrus closed the front door on Tim's face before he dragged Sans away, saying, "IF YOU WOULDN'T IGNORE THE SIGNS TO THIS, YOU WOULD SEE THIS IS AN OBVIOUS YANDERE MAN WHO IS OBSESSED WITH YOU AND RUINING YOUR LIFE!"

"Bro, let go of me, now," Sans said, pulling more on his arm.

"NO, SANS, WE'RE ALL WORRIED ABOUT YOU!" Papyrus said, pulling Sans into his room. "YOU'VE BEEN IGNORING OUR CALLS BECAUSE YOU'RE WITH TIM, YOU SKIPPED GOING TO WORK LAST WEEK BECAUSE OF HIM! HE'S DISTRACTING YOU FROM YOUR LIFE AND OTHER FRIENDS, EVEN YOUR OWN BROTHER!"

"No he's not!" Sans objected, "I could have answered if I wanted to, I just didn't! And it was my choice to skip work, I don't even like that job! I really like Tim, Papyrus, and you're kinda acting like a controlling a*s right now!"

Papyrus looked at Sans. "IT'S NOT JUST ME! UNDYNE-"

"Undyne whatever! It's my life, not yours, and I want to live it with Tim! If it makes you feel better, I'll start texting you guys more and stuff, I just end up having a lot of fun with him to where I don't notice. But you can't say who I can and cannot date just because you don't like him, it doesn't work like that. I could understand you wanting to spend more time with me, but going as far as to blame him for the animal and call him a Yandere? Seriously?"

Papyrus sighed. He was worried about Sans, they all were. Tim seemed nice at first, but the obsession with Sans was being taken too far at this point. It was okay to have a date with someone, but not when they were probably crazy.

"We can talk about it tomorrow, it's late," Papyrus said, "It was too late to go on a date anyway. We can bring everyone else over and talk about Tim, alright?"

Sans sighed. "Fine, yeah."

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There was a gun pressed against his head.

Papyrus hadn't expected to wake up like this. With the cold barrel of the gun taunting him, daring him to move. The tall skeleton had barely had the chance to sit up before he was held at gunpoint.

A white masked stared back at him, the face drawn in black on it unmoving. The silence was unbearable, the darkness seeming to close in from the corners of the room.

"Don't move."

The voice was low and husky, it was Tim's. Now that he looked more closely, he could see the brown eyes in the eye holes of the mask, and messy brown hair ruffled up from the head.

"TIM?" Papyrus said, "I- I SAID YOU WEREN'T WELCOME HERE ANYMORE!"

"That's why I'm here," His whispered, tapping the gun against the skull. "I don't like the idea of Sans and myself being separated."

"YOU'RE AN ACTUAL YANDERE!" Papyrus yelled, "YOU'RE CRAZY!"

"Crazy for Sans." Papyrus could hear the smile from Tim as the human continued. "Don't you see? I love him!"

"Paps, why are you yelling this late-"

The two on the bed froze when the lights flicked on, turning to see Sans standing in the doorway with his finger still on the light switch.

"Uh..." Sans said.

"SANS, TIM IS CRAZY! HE TRIED TO SHOOT ME!" Papyrus yelled.

"Sans, I can explain," Tim said, climbing off of the bed to start and approach Sans.

Papyrus managed to back onto the bed a few feet as Tim approached Sans more, talking to him.

"Don't you see? We can be together, forever! Papyrus was trying to get in the way of our love, but once I get rid of him, we can have that family you've always wanted. We can be together, and sure, we'll have to hide the dust, but it won't be as difficult as that girls body."

"So you killed Sarah?" Sans asked, looking surprised.

"All for you," Tim laughed, "Let's run away together, I can protect you from people like her."

"RUN, SANS!" Papyrus yelled.

Instead, Sans did something else. Something his brother did not expect.

He laughed.

Sans hunched over and giggled into his hands, looking at Tim with a wide grin. Tim didn't seem to expect this either, stopping in his tracks.

"Dude... that's so..." Sans said between giggles, giggling even more. "Holy crap..."

Reaching into his pocket, Sans pulled out a bloody and dust covered knife. Papyrus gasped and covered his teeth from the sight while Sans simply continued laughing into his hand as he dropped it to the floor.

"I just came back from killing Undyne because Papyrus told me she was the one who said that we shouldn't be together!" Sans wheezed, grinning at Tim further. "I can't believe this, I was planning on getting rid of Papyrus next if he stopped us!"

"Really? I was about to shoot him then kidnap you!" Tim said, dropping his gun to his side.

"Aw, really?" Sans gushed, "I wish I knew that earlier instead of stalking you on your way home."

"So you feel the pull too, don't you?" Tim asked, grasping Sans' hands into his own.

"Yeah!" Sans said, holding his hands back. "I-I thought I was going crazy, all I could think about was you! I actually snuck into your house and stole a pair of underwear, and I had to follow you because I was afraid that you could have been with someone else. But if you feel it too, then we're met for each other!"

"I was so worried you were going to be mad at me for killing Papyrus," Tim said, "But he had to go if he was going to come in between us!"

"I could never hate you," Sans breathed, "I love you, after all!"

"W-WAIT, SANS, Y-YOU...?" Papyrus trailed off.

"Ever since I met him at the store, I couldn't get Tim out of my head. He was just so... perfect, I just had to be with him!" Sans exclaimed, turning towards Papyrus. "I was afraid I'd have to kill you and then take Tim, I-I can't live without him! But we're meant to be, I love him and he loves me! It's okay Papyrus, Tim would never hurt me!"

"Now we can be with each other without having to worry about any interference!" Tim said happily, "No noisy brothers butting in, no annoying girls flirting with you. Sans, let's go get married!"

There was no hesitation before Sans answered. "Okay!"

The two held hands as they rushed out of the room, Papyrus hearing their footsteps thud down the stairs until they reached the front door, it slamming open and then closing with two loud bangs. It didn't take long before he could hear a car speeding away from his house, the skeleton still sitting in shock on his bed as he stared down at the knife Sans had been carrying.

What just happened?