"I swear to the lord himself if you choose a zoo because of Harambe, I'm going to skin you alive," Jane muttered when Sans pulled into the zoo parking lot.

"I doubt you'd be able to skin me alive, you might ruin your nails!" Jeff taunted, sticking his tongue out at her.

"Guys, we're here, knifes away and look human!" Sans said.

The zoo was bustling with people, parents holding their children closely as they walked in through the gates. It was an odd choice, but none of the CreepyPasta actually aimed for the zoo. Maybe it was just their preference, or they just never bothered, but it just seemed to slip from their minds.

"I can't believe you're going to make me walk with a leash," Smile growled as Sans opened the car door, letting the dog jump from his lap onto the pavement. "This is dumb."

"It's required, and it makes us look more normal," Sans said.

"Says the skeleton," The dog grumbled.

It was hard to get everyone there, judging by the amount of people and the series lack of car seats.

They really needed another car.

The solution was to cram everyone into the seats as much as they could. Sans, Smile Dog, and Sally got the front respectively, and the three proxies were jammed into the seats behind them. Laughing Jack made himself invisible to the normal humans and wrapped his arms around the car before ridding the top of it, and Ben just chilled in Sans's phone. Slender, sadly, couldn't come, there was no way for him to blend in. He couldn't pass as either a human or a monster, and he was too popular to be in public, as someone could easily pinpoint the legendary slenderman. That also eliminated all of his brothers.

Flowey was also in the front, wrapped around Sans's arm once again and his head rested on his shoulder. Jeff was actually sitting on the floor in front of the proxies while Jane was stationed in the back with Eyeless Jack and Bloody, it was practically like a clown car. They even had a clown on top of the car, so that description fit surprisingly well.

"I've always wanted to see an otter!" Sally giggled, getting out of the car.

"Half of these animals eat my kind, ugh," Flowey grumbled.

"My back feels like Jane's face, disgusting," Jeff muttered.

"Sans, you should ride on top of a car with me, it's fun!" Laughing Jack giggled, jumping off from the top of the car.

"No thanks," Sans said, turning towards the serial killers all climbing out of the car. "You remember all of the rules, right?"

It actually felt weird, looking at the killers who had to dress normally. They looked so normal it was actually uncomfortable for him, he was so used to the cut smile, and the dripping empty eyes, that looking at them with the makeup and hoods made him feel like that wasn't them. They looked too normal, he didn't like it.

"No killing, no biting." Sans shot Smile Dog a look when he said the second part, the dog simply grinning at him in response. "No kidnapping, no scaring, no threatening, no drugging. If the police catch one of us, Ben will alert the rest of us and we scatter just as fast as we do when Offender comes over. And if that does happen, I don't know you, none of us do and we're going to leave you behind."

"Okie!" Sally said, grabbing Sans's free hand.

"Remember, our story is that we're believers in polyamorous relationships, and Sally is Toby's and my daughter and I'm pregnant with Jane's."

"How exactly could you be pregnant with a girls child?" Jeff asked him.

"Skeleton stuff, we get pregnant through soul reproduction, which will be very interesting to a police person and make them forget whatever made them suspicious," Sans said, "And Smile Dog is a dog who was abused by his last owner and was saved from it before we took him in. Everyone got this?"

"Yup," Everyone said.

"Sans, we should go see Charlie's family!" Sally said, pulling at his hand. "Please?"

"Of course, and we can get some fries for him too, just as Charlie likes!" Sans said, squeezing her hand and shooting a smile at her.

"I think we should try to avoid all cramming into that car again," Hoodie told Sans, "Next time, let's take groups out, and separate Jane and Jeff."

The group glanced over at the two Hoodie was pointing at, finding them already glaring at each other just for existing.

"Hey, Jeff, wanna go look at the bears?" Sans asked, "They have really sharp teeth."

"Heck yeah," Jeff said, turning to go follow.

"Everyone try to stay close, it's rather crowded and I do not want to lose one of you in here, that will be really bad," Sans said.

"Woof," Smile Dog said, "Is that good enough for my acting skills?"

"It's good enough," Sans said.

The zoo was actually rather different than he expected, the underground zoos having been much different. For humans, the zoos were just to look at animals, which he found odd. Why look at them there when you could watch them on T.V?

The zoos from the underground days were much different, as the monsters had limited animals once they were sealed underground and they had to create places for them to breed safely. The zoos were just buildings where the reproduction could take place, and people could come and study them for school. Monsters didn't have many show options, so they had no choice but to go see the animals in real life. Once they were bred enough to have a stable population, adoption for pets was finally put up. Sans had already claimed his pet rock by then, he was in high school when there was deemed enough animals. Everyone in his class was freaking out, but he couldn't care less.

"Hey, Jane, stand closer to the edge so I can push you into the animal pen," Jeff taunted Jane.

"Holy crap, there's Jeff!" Jane said, pointing to a cage full of monkeys.

"Are there going to be any cows here?" Sally asked Sans, looking up at him with those curious green eyes.

"No, they're more of a farm thing," Sans said.

"But baby cows are so cute!" Sally said, "We should get a farm to get a baby cow!"

"Now I really want to see Masky as a farmer," Sans said, turning towards the male.

"What, why me?" He asked.

"You do have that lumberjack-ish look to you, dude," Ben said.

"H-H-He does!" Toby agreed.

"I can actually see it," Smile said.

"Shhhh!" Everyone hissed at him, a few humans looking at them curiously.

Sans took the lead with Sally and Smile Dog, the two of them polar opposites of each other. While Sally looked extremely excited, pointing out every single animal and gushing about it, Smile looked like he wanted to hang himself. He even started hissing at some cheetahs in a cage, who bared their teeth at him.

"I hate leashes," Smile Dog muttered, pulling at the leash when they had entered a small empty tunnel where the smaller creatures were.

"I don't like it either, we just have to blend in," Sans told him.

Sans glanced at Flowey, who remained quiet on his shoulder. Sometimes Sans even forgot the flower was there, since he simply watched them without engaging in conversation.

"Hm?" Flowey noticed him staring.

"You're more quiet than usual," Sans said.

Expecting a witty comment from Jeff, Sans turned towards the direction where everyone else was following, finding both Jane and Jeff lacking in the group.

"It hasn't even been ten minutes and we already lost two," He groaned.

"Three, Laughing isn't here either," Jack said.

"Ugh," Sans groaned, "Know what, we're pressing onwards anyway, we must continue on towards the gift shop, I want a globe!"

"Yeah, maybe we can get Charlie something!" Sally said.

"Of course!" Sans said.

He adored Sally, she was probably his favorite child in existence, hands down. It couldn't be helped, she was adorable! With those big green eyes and that cute little face, Sans just wanted to give her a big hug.

"I think it'd be best for us to actually split up," Hoodie said, "A group this big is bound to get into trouble, and we all can't spend time with Sans in a place this big."

"Then I claim him!" Sally quickly shouted, grabbing onto his arm. "Shoo!"

"I'm on a leash and am actually suffering, so I get him too," Smile said.

"A-Aw, come o-o-on!" Toby complained.

"It actually is a good idea," Flowey said, "It'd be too suspicious with all of you, and Sans with us three can look like a normal Dad."

"Then I s-s-s-s-should be allowed to come!" Toby said.

"I promise when I get home later, I'll make waffles in the toaster for you," Sans said, "And I haven't had much time with Sally, you know."

Something moved in the corner of his eye.

Sans tracked the movement to one of the spiders in the small containers, it's tiny legs dancing against the glass as it tried to climb up.

Now that he thought about it, he still did feel like he was being watched constantly, even after moving into the mansion. And they had found a spider inside of Sans's room.

"Actually, Tim." Sans used Masky's real name, turning towards him. "I need you to do something for me, since you were the only one not scared of the spider."

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Remember I'm still taking fanart, I love it! Drawing me, or scenes from the stories I write are amazing and let's me flex on my friends so go for it! Even if you think you're a bad artist, or you've already drawn fanart, I still love it! I post fanart on instagram with credit and soon I'm going to be making a fanart book! 

I also made art for this chapter!

It took me forever to finish Smile Dog so you can obviously see I gave up on Sally. Didn't even bother shading, I'm done.