"Shhhh, keep it down..."

Sans used a hushed whisper, lightly poking at the tied up, half drugged person on the table in front of him. They cried out into the makeshift gag Sans had made to get someone, Sans flicking their forehead to quiet them down.

It was surprising, how convenient this girl was. He had been walking down the street while stressing about a dinner when she had come out of a house, drunk with a cigarette hanging from her lips. Her makeup was smeared, she smelled like cheese for some weird reason, but she had just smacked her own Mother with a bottle of vodka she had been drinking and staggered out of the house to go buy more.

So Sans found a meal for Jack to eat.

She was tied to the table, the other side a plate of food for Sans to eat. Other than that, the table was bare, no other decorations or plates to be spotted. What else could he add? Flowers? He couldn't trust any because of Offender at this point, he kept finding some conveniently placed in spots he would usually go about. Wait, was he doing a date wrong? Was it required to have flowers? Or is that chocolate? But Jack can't eat chocolate! What if-

"Sans?"

"Jack!" Sans squeaked like a mouse, shooting out of his seat like it was on fire. "I-uh-date!"

"I-I yeah, is this the... the..." Jack couldn't seem to say the word, nervously playing with his fingers.

"Crap, yeah, take a seat!" Sans said, sitting back down so forcefully you could hear the loud thud of his bones against the plastic. "I got you this person!"

"How did you get here?" Jack asked over her muffled screams, "I mean, it's great and all, but how...?"

"I just went around some town and found her drunk," Sans said, "I don't know if you can get drunk from her organs, but uh... I dragged her back here, strapped her down, and I got some knifes from Jeff's room so you can cut her open more."

"You k-kidnapped someone... for me?" Jack asked.

"Oh crap, is that too weird?" Sans asked, "I-I just didn't want to be the only one to eat so I thought-"

"No, no, not at all!" Jack said quickly, waving his hands as he swiftly took his seat, "It's really thought and amazing, and I just... I'm r-really happy to be honest."

"That's good, yeah," Sans said, "I just... um... do you like it? The setup?"

"Yeah, yeah, it's nice!" Jack said, "I didn't expect you to actually get me food, I was just thinking we'd talk while you ate or something."

"I wouldn't just make you sit there and watch me eat," Sans said, "I've already watched you eat a couple of times, so it's not going to bother me."

Jack pulled up the girls shirt to right under her chest, cutting down a line straight down her stomach hesitantly. "You have, yeah..."

He seemed hesitant about it, Jack not wanting to ruin their date with a screaming girl as her stomach was cut open. Usually, he took his time on these things while they were asleep, and he didn't worry about the blood or gore. But his crush was sitting right across from him, on a date with him.

This was his chance to show to Sans that he could be his boyfriend, and he didn't want to screw it up by making Sans grossed out by his sharp teeth biting into a liver or anything.That's why Jack had spent almost an hour trying to pick our clothes before he ended up wearing his exact same outfit, he was nervous; so nervous that he had ended up throwing up before the date from his anxiety.

"So..." Sans said.

His fingers lightly tapped against the top of the table, trying to find something to talk about. What were good date topics? The weather?

"... It's dark out here," Sans said, "Probably because it's almost night... and it's chilly, close to winter..."

Sans suddenly bolted up in his seat again. "Uh oh, are you cold? I forgot humans need warmth, I'm just immune to it because I'm a skeleton. I screwed up! Uh, we can move inside if you want!"

"No, I'm good," Jack said, "Are you cold? Wait, no, you're a skeleton, you just literally said- nevermind, don't pay attention to me."

"Okay, um... it's nice out here, isn't it...?"

"Yeah..."

They both sat in awkward silence, the only sound suppling their date being the girl's muffled screams as her organs were cut out. Sans chewed silently on his food, trying to think of anything else to talk about as the girl gave them some distractions from how void their conversation was. Soon, though, she had ended up passing away from blood loss and vital organs being removed, slumping into silence as the two started to eat in silence.

What should he talk about? What was he supposed to talk about? Papyrus used to grab a dating book and read it, but Sans never took a look at it. Maybe he should've, because he had no idea what to do here. All he knew about dates was that people went together to go get food together, but that was all he really knew. Sans wasn't a big romantic movie fan, he always skipped past those.

He didn't want to disappoint Jack, he really did like him. Jack was cute, even though right now he was ripping a heart into two with his teeth alone, Sans somehow found that even more attractive. His judgement had never been fully sane, now that he thought about it. One time, he had watched a horror movie and found himself laughing during the scenes that were supposed to be disturbing, Alphys had been mad because he ruined most of the movie with his obnoxious laughter. At the time, he had said it was because how fake it all looked, but now, he was starting to doubt what he said.

It was probably because of the kid, that's what had made Sans immune to blood. Gaster introduced him to it, Flowey helped bring it out more, and Frisk was the one who sealed the deal.

A shining blade sliced across his chest, the searing pain spreading across his bones. His body, it-it was breaking apart, it was ripping itself into shreds, he was-

"Hey, Jack."

Sans's own voice had caught himself off guard, from how calm he seemed to be. But of course, Jack saw right through the voice and the face, he had saw Sans at his worst. That was actually how he had met Sans, to think about it.

"Uh... When exactly did it happen?" Sans asked, "The crush, I mean. When we met, I was just a mess, and I didn't think you'd ever be interested in guys..."

"O-Oh." Jack almost had choked on the organ he was eating, setting it tenderly down. "I'd have to say... in the carnival, in the tunnel when you called me h-hot... I don't really understand, I've always been into girls, but not anymore I guess."

"Oh wow, that long ago? That was like, a couple of months ago or something," Sans said, "I thought it was just recently."

"No, it was then," Jack said, "I know you only asked me out because I spilled the beans, but-"

"Woah, woah, let's take a step back buddy," Sans said, "I asked you out because I like you too, in that way."

Jack looked like Sans had told him that his zipper had been down the entire day, his grey face had a large blush from embarrassment. "Y-You do?"

"Uh, I got a crush on you after the whole moving here situation had calmed down." Sans explained how he had come to grow a crush on Jack as he picked at the table with his digits. "I don't know when it really happened, but I started getting crushes on like, all of you... so..."

"Oh, wow," Jack said, looking to the side. "Um, about everyone else..."

"I already know about them, Smile Dog kinda spilled the beans," Sans explained.

"Of course he did."

Sans took a glance towards the house, seeing many people duck down inside of windows. Of course he knew they were watching the two, he had felt it the entire time, it was obvious too. Jeff didn't hide his face well behind the curtains inside the bathroom, Sally kept trying to see higher on the kitchen counter, they were all pretty obvious. It was weird how they were the serial killers that had the L.O.V.E they did, judging by how bad they were at it. But it was funny, and even kind of cute.

"Listen, Jack, I really, like really, like you," Sans said bluntly, his soul thumping from how nervous he felt confessing this. "And I want to actually try, with a relationship. With you."

"What about... everyone else?" Jack asked.

The cannibal had almost wanted to smack himself for saying that. Why did he? Sans had practically just asked him out! All he had to do was agree and start dating Sans! But instead, he had stupidly pointed out that there were others who crushed on Sans as well. Cursing at himself for being such a moron, his body nervously fidgeting as he awaited for Sans's response.

"I never said that... you know... this could only be a two person relationship..." Sans said quietly.

Caught off guard, Jack almost stuttered on his words. "You're implying that we should..."

"I wouldn't be against trying it out," Sans said, "A relationship with you guys, I saw a couple in Snowdin with three people, and I'm not really religious so I wouldn't mind."

"You want to... date all of us?" Jack asked.

"Y-Yeah..."

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So, here is a cute JackSans comic!

And here's the new cover in case anyone didn't see. The roses represent how like Sans is considered 'beautiful' among them in a sense, like how they all really care about him, but both he and them are dangerous and can hurt someone else if they get too close.

Sorry for the long period with no uploads, I've had school work along with drawing over book covers, so I've been a bit busy. But the next chapter is out and I didn't want to mess around with the whole 'Everyone has a crush on Sans but he doesn't notice' story line for too long, Sans isn't an idiot and everyone else isn't extremely careful with hiding their crushes, so he would've found out relatively quickly. This way, by having it revealed earlier, it actually will let me build up on the relationships and people so I can create their relationships more realistic, and also build up on their personalities as well. For example, there's barely been any proxies or Bloody in the story so far, along with the Slender brothers, so I want to work on that more. 

Basically, that's why I had the whole romance thing introduced earlier, because there's a lot to go off of, and a lot of relationships to build.

Especially relationships surely going to be tested by this stories antagonist *wink*