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Me: (Ignites lightsaber, proceeds to turn into "Antasma the Ripper" mode) SHADOWNOVA, YOU SUNNUFFA BITCH! YOU VILL PAY FOR VHAT YOU HAFF DONE! (Slices up Shadownova's army and not InfiniteTheEdge's family in one fell swoop) So, you ready to surrender?! (Holds Void, places lightsaber blade to her NECK) Or do you vant to lose your arm AND YOUR VIFE at my hands?!

[also] Me: (Looks at InfiniteTheEdge's remaining adult family while speaking normally) Luna! Deathwind! Sapphire! It isn't you speaking! It's the corruption! Don't give in!

Future Comet: Luna! Dad had no idea! Shadownova MANIPULATED him! He fooled our dad into killing you! He thought it was Void!

Meowth: (While crying) Deathwind and Sapphire! Remember who your son is! Remember who ya created togedda and da happy memories ya had with him! Kill dis corruption with love! I know ya can do it!  Please!

Luna, Deathwind and Sapphire: (Cries, light bursts forth, collapses)

William Birkin: Heads up!  Three healing capsules are being sent via satellite!

THUD!

THUD!

THUD!

Silver: Antasma!  Help me carry Deathwind!

Me: I'll get the hatch open!  You carry him with telekinesis!

Silver: Why didn't I think of that?!

(Since I'm lazy, all three family members have been healed to perfect, uncorrupted health in three seconds!)

Shadownova: NO!  Grrr... Antasma!  Surrender now... Or Risky DIES!

Me: Look behind you, Shitheadnova!

InfiniteTheEdge: This is for corrupting my family, making me kill my wife and giving me a curse!  (Decapitates Shadownova) His body is all yours to split in half vertically, Antasma!

Me: No, he's already dead.

Shadownova: (Body violently shakes, turns into his Demon Form) DESPAIR AND BEHOLD MY TRUE POWER!

???: No, you don't!  (Summons a Supernova attack)

Shadownova: Sephiroth, you TRAITOR!  You betrayed me!

Sephiroth: Doing bad stuff led to me being sacrificed... So I joined the Multiversal Heroes!

Risky: (Stabs Shadownova)

Me: (Summons Triforce of Power and slices Shadownova's arm off) He's all yours, InfiniteTheEdge!

InfiniteTheEdge: DIE!  (Splits Shadownova in half vertically)

Me: Let's see him come back from--

Shadownova: *Insert Marx Soul's Ear Rape Scream here*

Me, Risky, and the others: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Viger: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!  That scream was loud as HELL!  *ahem* Antasma would like to let InfiniteTheEdge know that this is just inspiration, and he'll see you at the party.  And as always, toodles!