Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it?
And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie.

- Jace Herondale

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

- Jace Herondale

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

- Clary Fray

When a twelve year old tells you, the weapon you have sucks, it's time to change it up.

- Clarissa Morgenstern