My cousin had to sleep

And I was teaching him about some of my good roasts xD

Like that time in school we were playing hangman and this kid. Says

Kid: wow it has a big head and a small brain

Me: just like you

And that other time

Me: *uses weak roast* you're so ugly when you looked in a mirror it broke

Him: your face is broke

Me: yea cause I looked at you

Ah good times

Oh and my fav

Me: you say I'm fat bitch please last time you fell no one was laughing but the ground sure was cracking up