Girl ((not stalker one)): *knocks on door*

Mom: *opens door* hi

Girl: hi I saw you guys just moved in and I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood

Mom: oh thank you come on in

Girl: *walks in*

Me *runs to door and slides across the floor and puts my arm around the girl* hey babe you from Tennessee cause your the only ten I see

Girl: *gets out of the house*

Me: you're welcome mom

😂😂😂😂

I b crazy