[Thursday night, October 17th]

Tae 🐯:

what are you doing on saturday?

Jimin 🥀:

nothing i guess

just laying on my couch

watching netfix,

waiting for death

[jimin's dramatic ass... 😂]

Tae 🐯:

WRONG

you're coming with me to a party

Jimin 🥀:

why do you even ask

if you're just going to tell me

Tae 🐯:

needed to make sure

there was nothing important

Jimin 🥀:

do i have to?

Tae 🐯:

yes

i want you to meet some people

Jimin 🥀:

i know all the people you know

Tae 🐯:

no you don't

i have a very complex social life

Jimin 🥀:

umm

correction:

you have a very complex sex life

(not judging)

Tae 🐯:

i can't deny that

(thank you for not judging, ilysm)

saturday-

will you come with me?

Jimin 🥀:

of course

Tae 🐯:

i'll meet you at your place

like 8ish

Jimin 🥀:

okay

thank you

Tae 🐯:

for what?

Jimin 🥀:

for making sure

i don't die alone

in my apartment

Tae 🐯:

any time

-   -   -

Yoongi 🎹:

hey

kook's going to come on saturday

with me & hobi

Tae 😏:

👏 👏 👏

excellent

Yoongi 🎹:

what about jimin?

Tae 😏:

we're good to go

Yoongi 🎹:

cool

Tae 😏:

i'm so excited

this couldn't have gone

any better than if

i'd planned it myself

Yoongi 🎹:

tae...

this was your plan.

and i quote:

"copy and paste this EXACTLY,

you tiny sexy man"

(i'm not that short, 🖕)

Tae 😏:

hush...

my beautiful

fun-sized accomplice

[a/n]

thank you so much for 6k reads

you guys make me smile

i hope you feel the same

with me

💜

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