[still Sunday]

Jimin 🥀:

help

need backup

also:

thanks for ditching me

you suck

Tae 🐯:

what's up?

also:

1: didn't ditch you

i gave you almost a half-hour heads up

but you didn't respond

and i saw you talking to yoongi's roommate

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

so you weren't alone

Jimin 🥀:

put away the lenny face

Tae 🐯:

and

2: i didn't suck

not both of them at least

Jimin 🥀:

i--

i don't wanna hear about

your unholy trinity

i want you to get your ass

to yoongi's

for brunch

they invited me.

and you

(being my soulmate)

are an extension

of me

Tae 🐯:

okay

i'll be there in 20 minutes.

i have two beautiful men in my shower

but you know what?

i ain't even mad

because now i need go to figure out

how this bunny boy

got you so flustered

Jimin 🥀:

it's not him, it's yoo|

it's not h|

oh please

Tae 🐯:

mm-hmmmmm

what were you typing??

Jimin 🥀:

nothing

just get here!

- - -

Tae 🐯:

listen

Yoongi 🎹:

...

Tae 🐯:

listen carefully

Yoongi 🎹:

tf?

Tae 🐯:

did you hear that?

Yoongi 🎹:

tae--

istg taehyung

if you're moaning

in my building's elevator

again

i will end you

you scared my downstairs neighbor last time

she's an old lady and really nice 😑

her heart can't take

random blue freaks

Tae 🐯:

no...

you uncooperative little moonbeam.

LET ME SAY

WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY

DAMN

*ehem*

did you hear that?

Yoongi 🎹:

🙄

what

Tae 🐯:

the sound of

my plan working!