[Saturday, October 26th]

Hoseok was sitting on his couch, listening to music at a low volume while Yoongi lay with his head in his lap, silently napping after his shift at work.

They were waiting for Taehyung, Jungkook, and Jimin to return from the store.

Hoseok had joined in on Yoongi's family dinners at the restaurant two to three times a week now, and, in turn, Yoongi began joining in on Hoseok's gatherings with his two friends.

Yoongi'd forced Jungkook to come along at first because of ✨The Plan✨ as Taehyung called it. You could almost hear the sparkle emojis in his voice when he said it out loud, which spoke volumes about how invested he was in his ship. He also continued to use "fun-sized accomplice", his nickname for Yoongi, and Yoongi surprisingly didn't hate it.

Jungkook was not thrilled about coming along at first, because of how embarrassed he'd get around Jimin. But after a couple times he chilled out a bit - at least enough to keep some semblance of normalcy around the blond.

The front door opened up and Taehyung, Jimin, and Jungkook all piled in together, continuing a conversation from their walk to the apartment.

"At the end of the day, he's just not tall enough. I kind of like being looked down on you know? Low key on that degradation shit," Taehyung addressed the other two, putting down his grocery bag on the kitchen island.

Jungkook's eyes went round, "Didn't need to know that."

Jimin shook his head, starting to unpack one of the bags and pouring snacks into a bowl. He knew his way around Hoseok and Taehyung's kitchen. "That shouldn't matter Tae... Besides it would be nice to have a boyfriend similar in size...," he snuck a glance at Yoongi over on the couch and, luckily for him, no one noticed, "Double the wardrobe you know?"

Taehyung dropped his bag of chips on the counter and turned to look at Jimin, "Have you seen what he wears? I would never."

Jungkook followed Jimin to the living room, where the couple on the couch was already searching through titles on Netflix, "First you criticize the guy for his height and now you're dragging him for his clothes? Damn."

"What can I say?" replied Taehyung before popping a chip into his mouth and sat on the couch with his friends. He chewed and swallowed before following up, "Give me Gucci, or give me death."

Hoseok chimed in, interrupting the train of thought, "What are you guys in the mood for? I know no scary movies, or this one," he pointed his thumb over at Jimin, "will be stuck behind Kookie all night."

A chip went flying in his direction, "Shut up."

Yoongi, still lying on his boyfriend's lap, opened his mouth in a sad attempt to catch it and then grumbled when it landed on his shirt.

He sat up, wiping the crumbs off himself, "My shirt. This is why I can't have nice things."

Hoseok laughed, "You mean my shirt, baby."

"You guys are ridiculous!," Jungkook scrunched his nose and reached for his water bottle, "Yoongi-hyung, do you just steal Hobi-hyung's clothes all the time? I swear you guys are always dressed the same."

Jimin interjected, looking resentfully at Hoseok, but no one noticed, "Like creepy twins."

Hoseok simply laughed, "I read somewhere that couples often adopt each other's style and mannerisms." He continued in a spooky voice, "He is becoming me. I am becoming him."

Taehyung, face thoughtful and serious, spoke up, "Well, Hobi-hyung, it's as the old saying goes: you are what you eat."

Jungkook spit out his water, unable to contain his reaction, and soaked the front of his shirt. [oof. to be there rn, i would sell my soul i-]

Water was basically everywhere within a two-foot radius and both Yoongi and Hoseok shot enraged looks at Taehyung, shouting, in unison, "Tae, what the fuck?!"

The blue-haired boy smiled at them sweetly, "Awww. You're even saying the same thing at the same time. I love boyfriends."

[a/n]

almost the weekend

hang on, folks

💜