[Saturday night, everyone except Yoongi has gone home from the vhope apartment]

[Taehyung is texting both Jimin and Jungkook]

Taehyung 🐯:

Jiminie!

Jungkook!

are both of you free on thursday?

as in Halloween?

Jimin 🐥:

yes

but i was kinda planning on staying in

not feelin it this year

Taehyung 🐯:

perfect

kookie?

Jungkook 🐰:

i have a class, but i'm free after 6ish

what's up?

Taehyung 🐯:

yessss

[a/n tae is typing for a loooong time]

Jungkook 🐰:

please tell me what's going on

Jimin 🐥:

taetae is planning something

and he's become mad with power

probs cackling between typing

Jungkook 🐰:

should I be worried?

Taehyung 🐯:

don't talk about me

okay-

here is

✨The Plan✨

Jungkookie:

you will meet us at Jiminie's place

[Jimin's address]

Thursday, 8:00

you will bring drinks

Jiminie:

you will bring snacks

i will bring nothing

because my presence is enough

we will watch:

an inordinate number of spooky movies

we will consume:

an unhealthy amount of candy and popcorn

we will cuddle

Jungkook 🐰:

i'm not cuddling you

Taehyung 🐯:

i'm /hurt/

but suit yourself

well?

are you two in or what?

Jimin 🐥:

yes!!

i could use another movie night

one away from hobi tbh|

one away f|

🍿🍷😊

Jungkook 🐰:

i'm down

Taehyung 🐯:

excellent

but one more thing:

i'm not actually free that day

🤭

🤭

🤭

enjoy your date

Jungkook 🐰:

did he just-

Jimin 🐥:

istfg

i should've known something was up

when Kim Taehyung says he's free

on mf Halloween

Jungkook 🐰:

so...

can i still come over?

Jimin 🐥:

🙄 fine

but it's not a date

Jungkook 🐰:

of course not

[a/n sad bunny over here]

-    -    -

[a/n tae is now calling jimin]

"Jimin, don't play.

It is so a date."

"What is wrong with you???

And it's not."

"I am motherfuckin' Kim Taehyung and with the power

vested in me by the Almighty Gucci,

I am setting you up with that delectable bunny!

Don't try me!"

[annoyed sigh]

"You really just said that in one breath...

If you think he's so great

then why don't you go out with him?"

"That poor baby couldn't handle me.

Plus, Hobi told me after the party last week

that youuu fell asleep on Kookie's shoulder and

he had the biggest bunny smile for the rest of the night.

Fuckin' adorable."

"Okay, okay.

I'll hang out with him...

But it's not a date."

"I am disgusted."

"Whatever. Bye."

[a/n]

what did you think of this set up à la taehyung?

i had fun writing it

tho i'm not even a jikooker