11:14 am

Hoseok 🌞:

hello 😋

i know you probably just barely got back to work

but

I love you

Yoongi 😴:

what a coincidence:

I love you too

💚

1:43 pm

Yoongi 😴:

hey babe

i need to pick up some extra hours

today for Jungkook

he forgot to tell Jin about

the schedule change for his midterm

and he asked me to cover the first half

but i'm all yours after 6

Hoseok 🌞:

no problem

you gonna run back here on your next break? 😏

Yoongi 😴:

I love you

but hell no

i am never running again

i'm too old for this shit

Hoseok 🌞:

I tried...

I love you too

2:26 pm

Hoseok 🌞:

you don't work in the morning tomorrow right?

Yoongi 😴:

nope

evening shift

why what's up

Hoseok 🌞:

[a/n imagine his hair is brown for story purposes 'kay?]

Yoongi 😴:

you look like you're plotting something

Hoseok 🌞:

just how i'm gonna keep you up tonight

Yoongi 😴:

i still have three and a half hours left of my shift

you can't just say that to meeee

Hoseok 🌞:

don't work too hard

conserve energy

cause we're not gonna fucking sleep

Yoongi 😴:

how you gon change the temperature

of this rooooom

🥵

[a/n ^me when i watch fancams^]

Hoseok 🌞:

I love you

so i will give you some advice

to get you through

these trying times:

whatever you do,

don't think of my

naked body

🙃

Yoongi 😴:

i'm calling the police

[a/n]

should they? 

aka do you really want me to post smut again... 

*crying from residual shame*

.

.

.

also, i hope bts can get used to playing "rock, paper" to make their decisions

because

NO MORE

FUCKING

SCISSORS

i know that hobi's hair isn't that long...

but listen....

what if....

edit: so, my trashy self has collected lots of bts-with-long-hair photo edits and compiled them into another 'book'

go check it out if you enjoy suffering 😏😏 😏