well, this took forever.

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tae is disappointed, but not surprised

me waiting to chat with all of you in the comments, because this story is BACK

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[Sunday, November 3]

Taehyung 🐯:
spill

Jimin 🐥:
what?

Taehyung 🐯:
you know

Jimin 🐥:
i actually don't...

Taehyung 🐯:
allow me to visually explain
🎃 :🐥+🐰 --> 👉 👌?
💍?
🗓 ?
🛍 ?
[a/n 'on halloween did you and kookie fuck and decide to get married?
when is the wedding?, can we go shopping for my best man attire?']

Jimin 🐥:
i understood that
...and now i'm questioning my sanity
/why/ are you my soulmate?

Taehyung 🐯:
because i was born
d u H

Jimin 🐥:
and why is THAT my emoji?!

Taehyung 🐯:
don't avoid my questions
I NEED ANSWERS
when i set you up
you were all
'no, tae tae'
'i DoN't liKe koOkie tHaT wAy'
H O W E V E R
👏

Taehyung 🐯:
yoongi said that jungkookie
came home
marked up like he'd been
to a fucking BATTLE
you kinky little bijj
tell me MORE
[a/n: go off, tae ]

Jimin 🐥:
no fucking way
why are you gossiping about me
with YOONGI??!?!!

Taehyung 🐯:
Park Jimin
if you don't spill
THIS INSTANT
i will revoke my friendship
and i won't share custody of hobi

Jimin 🐥:
😐
SEEN
and
BLOCKED

Taehyung 🐯:
oh, hell no
/fine/
i'll just ask kookie

👋👋

Jimin 🐥:
ugh
tae there just isn't a lot to tell
we made out... a lot, granted
at my place
and...
in my car the next day

Taehyung 🐯:
my... *sobs*
my ship has set sail 🤧
I AM THE FUCKING
FAIRY GODMOTHER
i am a matchmaker
i am a god among men
i love boyfriends

Jimin 🐥:
slow down
we're not boyfriends...
more like fwb

Taehyung 🐯:

you-

(╯ ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╯彡 ┻━┻

Jimin 🐥:
tae
he said he wasn't looking
for a relationship either

Taehyung 🐯:
but... but...
i was planning the
double wedding
yoonseok and jikook
you're ruining everything

Jimin 🐥:
ji- what? 😔
sorry i don't think
it'll ever get that serious
you don't think i'm a hoe for this
do you?

Taehyung 🐯:
um...
jiminie have you met /me/??
and for the record
things i will NEVER call you a hoe for:
your sexual expression/adventures
things i will ALWAYS call you a hoe for:
stealing my motherfucking food
don't think for a second
that i didn't notice
the last peanut butter cup was gone from
the desk drawer in my classroom

Jimin 🐥:
...i was hungry?

Taehyung 🐯:
i'll forgive you
...in time
just... be careful
with this fwb thing
you're important to me
and so is kookie
and you're both important to
hobi and yoongi as well

[a/n]

omgggggggggg

guys

so... i'm not dead.

and i have MISSED you and this story.

THANK YOU for putting up with my break that turned into a mini-hiatus.

i'm so sorry!!!!

i've had a great time just being a reader (aka lurking)

but at the same time...

i have been so ready to come back to this story

⬆️ actual footage of me ⬆️

⬆️ me, clicking the  '+ new part' button ⬆️

(btw i never know what to call you guys, i think i always default to 'lovely readers/ dear readers' 🤷🏼‍♀️)

discuss >>

in general:

i'm going to have to figure out a reasonable update schedule.

i used to (before my break) update about two to sometimes four times a week

BUT

now i'm writing more things [i cannot BELIEVE i'm writing more things!!!!] and i need time to edit and live a life and whatnot

be ready for slower updates than last time (sowwy)

for this story:

i've written some more foolishness, softness, angst, smut and (both good and bad) heart-hurting

buckle up, babes

💜