Chapter-95

Abhi: tho hua you ki! Jab Aavy hospital mai tha tab maine dekha, wo kisi se baat karraha tha. Tho mai ne chup kar puri baate suni Aur sab ko bola even girls and boys.

Jai continued

Jai: jab bola tho ham ne wo insaan ka pecha kiya. Ja kar dekha tho wo kisi village mai gaye, mai Aur sare boy's hamare privet jet se gaye Aur waha jakar dekha ke.....

Faisu cuts him and continued

Faisu: dekha ke do (budda aur ek buddhi) the

Kids were controlling their laughter because, of faisu said budda and buddi. Avneet glared them and they kept quiet.

Ani: then we beat them till their motions were not pass.

He said, laughing and all were making weird faces. But Sid was confused.

Sid: you beat the budda buddi? I mean mr and Mrs Bhalla?

Rohan: abey tu konsa nashaa karta hai? Wo jis ka pecha karrahe the unko mara, yeh mr and Mrs Bhalla ko nahi.........Phir police aayi, unko lekar gayi.

Vaishu: ab milgaye na answers?

Sidneet: yess!

All were leaving the secret room, but ahan and cookie was left. Sidneet thought all went out, but two people were in there. Avneet went in washroom taking tia to clean her up, just a body bath. Sid was sitting on bed and designing the dresses for new contracts.

IN SECRET ROOM

Ahan: wow! All went? Now let's do fun baby?

He said while coming close. She was taking back steps, she ended leaning the wall. He cage her, and give her pepper kisses. He was kissing so hard, when cookie saw bra under the chair in which Sidneet were making out.

Cookie: ahan! Bra..!

Ahan: yes....one by one baby girl.

Cookie: ahan! You fucking stop kissing me, and turn your shitt head towards the chair.

She said pushing him and he fell down near the chair, and he took that.

Ahan: what a magic? Mai ne uthara nahi aur khud ho utar gayi?

He said smirking at her, she bangs her head....was going to tell him something when, Sid enters the room. He was looking down, he didn't saw ahan and cookie, he was searching something down on the floor.

Cookie said him to hide, but he instead of hiding, he wore. Then Sid saw him, and said

Sid: hi!

Then he realised that what he is doing inside!

Sid: you didn't leave?

He asked him, and he nods in yes.

Sid: matlab tum gaye the? Tho yeh tumhara bhoot hai?

He said, after that he saw him wearing the bra. He then look around and saw cookie standing in the corner. She saw him and wave.

Cookie: hi dad!

He without replying her, he shouts Avneets name. She came in half wet, because she was giving body bath to tia. She came after changing Tia's clothes, and putting her in the middle of the bed.

Avu: kya hai baba! Itna kiu chilla rahe ho?

She said irritatedly, and then she saw ahan wearing her bra.

Avu: the fuck!

She said and Sid saw her with wide eyes.

Sid: wohii! Mai nahi aata tho na jane kya kya hojata.

Avu: haan wohi! Pata nahi kya hojata...(she came close to sid and whispered in his ear.) meri Gucci ki bra ka.

He kept his hand on her back and feel that she wasn't wearing anything.

Sid: seriously? When did you remove?

He asked her.

Avu: I didn't! You removed while making out in the chair. Then kids came and all that happen.

She said pinching his arm.

Sid: ouch! Why did you pinch?

Avu: anyway! Take that bra.

She said again whispering him. They both saw them and smile.

Avu: cookie!

She called her, she came to her. Avu gesture her to whisper in her ear.

Avu: take that bra! And put it in the laundry.

She said and she went near ahan and was going to remove, but Sid stop her.

Sid: cookie you go and see tia! I will take and ahan after this go down.

Avneet was smiling nervously and ahan saw her and she turns her face in embarrassment.

Sid went and took from him, and ahan went down. He throws at her and she goes in washroom and put it in the laundry. Sid took his some file and went in room. Avneet also came.

Cookie: mom can I take her with me in my room?

She asked

Avu: nope! Abhi soyi hai! Agar jagegi tho dedungi. Let her sleep for 5 hours.

Cookie kissed her forehead and went out from the room.

IN COOKIES ROOM

Ahan was sitting on bed and playing with her soft toys. Cookie came and sat beside him.

Ahan: wohi bolu mai, tumhara bra size itna chota Kaise hua.

He said playing with her hairs.

Cookie: chup hojao tum! Dad ko dekha nahi! My god aisa dikhraha tha ke Abhi aakar tumhe tata bye bye kardenge.

She said pushing him down from the bed.

Ahan: ouch' but kaha Tata bye bye? Arey haa! Mujhe jana hi hai.

He said

Cookie: kaha? Bhagwan ke pass?

She said while smirking.

Ahan: haye Rama! Tauba tauba. Tum shadi se pehle bewa hojao gi?

He said wiping his fake tears.

Cookie: kya? Nahi mai dusre ko dhoond lungi.

She said proudly! And lay in bed.

IN ABHINAVIS ROOM

Abhi was sitting on floor and doing meditation. Vaishu was seeing alias old clothes to give in 'NGO'

Abhi: Vaishu! Ab krish ko bhi gf banaleni chahiye!

He said and she sat down in front of him.

Vaishu: wo kiu? By the way! Haan dhoond leni chahiye.

She said laying her head in his laps.

IN SIDNEET'S ROOM

Avu was doing her workout, Sid was helping her.

Avu: ab bas hai! Kitna karwaoge?

She shouts at him and he picks her up in arms.

Sid: now go and take bath, till then I will take care of tia!

He said and she was shock.

Avu: what did you said? You.will.take.care.of.tia?

She said every word giving a pause. He take her inside and put her in the tub.

He saw tia woke up, in 30 min.

Sid: oh hoo! Baby girl! This soon, sleep again.

He said standing near the bed, not even taking her in arms and making her sleep. He folds his hands, near his chest, and was singing.

Sid: tia tia, ta ta ta.! Sleep.

Then he sat down, and picks her in arms.

A/N( I wanna hold her!)

Sid: I so love you! You are so cute just like this angreez! Mai tho ab tak nahi samjha tum aur Sam mere hi bache ho? Koi nai, kisi aur ke hoge tho bhi chalega mere pass jo ho Abhi. What even I am blabbering? If Avneet will listen then I will be not seen alive.

Aavy, cookie and Sam listen his words. They jump in the room, and then shout.

Aarshi and Sam: mom nahi tho kya? Ham ne tho zarur suna hai.

They said and again jump on the bed with force and Sid went up in the air little and came back on the bed! In short, bounce on the bed.

Sid: if you have listen then close your mouth.

He said keeping tia on bed.

Aarshi and Sam: for that we need one thing.

They said together and sat in front of him like statues.

Sid: ab statue mat bano, bas boldo.

He said leaning back on headboard.

Aarshi Sam:we need!

They said while leaning on him, and he was going back. But already he was leaning on headboard. He turned on edge of the bed and then his kids were coming close to him, then he fell down and they also fell on him.

Sid: ouch!! Yeh kya kiya. Uthoo.

He said in low sound, because he was on the floor and they three were on him.

Sam: dad! Aap ko 2 din tak koi massage ki zarurat nahi hogi.

He was jumping on him.

Aavy: Sam you are not alone, we both are also there, so....

Cookie: soo stop jumping..

They said, but he told

Sam: you both also start jumping on him.

Avneet came out, only in towel. Then she saw kids on Sid. Sid saw her.

Sid: avu help me!

She without helping him went in the closet and close the door. Kids saw where Sid was, seeing but there was no one.

Kids: day dreaming dad?

They said and start laughing. Avu came changing in grey sports bra and tone jeans. Wet hairs, she came near them and holds Aarshi's ears, seeing this Sam ran out from the room laughing. He was peeping in from the door.

Avu: what you people are doing?

Sid was smirking, and when he listened what she told his face fell.

Avu: see your dad is old man now, agar haddi toot jati tho?

She said

Sid: budhha hoga tera baap.

He said

Avu: haan mera baap buddha hi hai, dikh nahi raha itne bade bade gadho ko jo paal rahe hai. Do 19 saal ke Aur ek 13 saal ka.

She said, Sam listen her and came in.

Sam: mom 14 not 13.

He shouts Aarshi and Sam were glaring towards them.

Sid: now what?

Aarshi and Sam: Ham bade bade gadhe hai?

They said.

Avu: Phir nahi tho. Ho tum sab. Ab jao mujhe nazar nahi aana idhar kamre mai.

She said, cookie take tia with her and went.

Sid: kya hogaya? Itna kiu chilla rahi ho?

He said keeping hands on shoulder.

Avu: kuch nahi! Bas

Sid: periods?

She nods and he made her sit on bed.

Avu: ok! Now let's go down.

She said combing her hairs. They both went down. Aarshi and Sam saw them.

Aavy: mom ham gadho ka khana kaha hai?

He said, Avu get more angry.

Avu: itne bade tho ho! Jakar khud lelo.

She said and sat down in her chair. She took tia, and start feeding her mashed rice.

Cookie: jao mujhe nahi khana.

She said pushing her plate.

Avu: cookie behave' you can't push the plate like this. It's bad manners. Now sit down and finish your food.

She shout and again start feeding tia.

Sam: what happen mom? Are you ok?

He asked, she smile and nods.

Aavy: then why you are behaving like this with us?

Avu: don't ask questions to your mother Aavy! Eat and go and sleep. If I see you three awake till late night then no mobile from tomorrow till one month.

She said. And they start eating quietly and Sid was like 'why' she didn't said anything and kept concentrating on Tia's food.

She completes make her eat, and gave to Sid, till she eats. After completing her food she went in her room, Sid goes behind her.

Sid: kya tha wo?

He asked

Avu: sid! Yeh boht batameez horahe hai! Inko had mai rehna sikhana hoga. They can't behave like small kids at this age. They have to do their work by their own. Jab dekho jab, wo loog apana room messy, closet door opens, and clothes all on floor and peeping out from the wardrobe.

She said, and sat on bed.

Sid: I know you are right, and this is not the way to teach your kids, while shouting. And sometimes you have to do their works, it's not like they have to do all. They are still kids, for us. We have to be like their friends not like strict parents, agar kal ko wo koi kaand karke aagye tho kya karo ge? Daant ne se koi Hal nahi milega, aur na wo sab solve hojayewga. Pehle tho wo bolenge nahi hame, chupane lagenge baate. Sab sahi hai lakin samjhane ka tariqa sahi nahi hai. Now go and say sorry to them. I know you are their mom but, sorry bolne mai kya dikat? Aur ek baat, I know you love them more than me also.

He said in calm way, she was listening quietly and she nods her head.

Avu: yup! I will go and say sorry.

She stands up and went out, Sid put tia in her crib and went behind her. First she went in Sam's room. She opens and saw he was playing PSE. Sam saw her and closed the tv on spot.

Sam: mom I am sorry I was not able to sleep, that's why I was playing games.

He said throwing remote on the bed. She goes near him and he thought she was going to beat him. He moved back and said

Sam: mom don't beat me. I was going to sleep.

He said but Avneet day on bed and made him sat on her laps.

Avu: I am not beating you! Just telling that, if you will play games then your head will start getting hurt. Late night games, also lights off. It's not good for you baby.

She said hugging him.

Sam: you mean that, you are not angry on us?

She nods yes.

Avu: but! If you people are wrong then I can beat you, scold you and can give punishments also. But no batameezi woth elders?

He chuckled and hugs her tightly. Sid was watching from door, he smiles and Sam saw him.

Sam: ok! No batameezi, and see dad is smiling like monkey.

She smile, and said

Avu: Sam?

Sam: sorry mom! I will not.

He said and Sid gave them a hug.

Avu: I will go and apologise Aavy and cookie also. And sorry for...

Sam stops her and said

Sam: nope! I am not accepting because I need a ice cream trip now at this time.

It was 2 at night, and he is asking ice cream.

Avu: first let me go and see Aavy and cookie.

She went out with Sid and saw Aarshi was sitting in backyard on swing. She went towards them. Aarshi saw her and stand straight.

Aavy: mom! Wo Ham... sone jarahe the.

He said and Avneet smile.

Cookie: not a good smile Aavy! Any time she can burst on us.

She whispered but Avneet has listen.

Avu: nope! I will not scold you, but this is not a good thing babies to stay awake till this time. Now go get ready we are going out.

She told, Aavy asked her

Aavy: at this time?

Avu: yes! For eating ice cream.

Aarshi: Sachi?

Avu: mucchi!

She said pulling their noses. Sid and Sam was already in car.

Avu: come.

She said they made confused face.

Aarshi: in this halat?

Avu: kuch nahi hoga. Come

Pulling them towards the car. They all sat.

Avu: stop!

She shout.

Sid: now what?

Avu: baby girl?

Sam: mom! She is with dadu! Don't worry. Dad gave her.

He said and she get relieved. They reached the parlour.

Sid: Chal rahe ho? Ya car mai hi?

He asked.

Avu: coming out.

She said. They all step out and sat on the table.

Avu: flavours?

Aavy: ruhi knows the best con**m flavours.

Cookie: abey adee! Ice cream wale not that one.

Avneet was glaring at him, he saw her and said

Aavy: we didn't did anything, only kissing on her neck.

Sid: yeh age mai Ham ne boht kuch karliya tha.

He said without thinking and Avu pinch him on stomach.

Sid: ouch!

cookie: aisa hi hota hai! Mom hai wo, aur tho aur aap ki biwi, bachna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.

She said proudly and aarshi went near the counter and order the ice cream. Sam was watching Sidneet fighting.

Avu: tum pagal ho? Tum usko sikha nahi rahe ho, ultha advice derahe ho.

She said in whisper shout.

Sid: arey! Galti se nikal gaya.

He said making puppy face.

Avu: agar aaj kamre se bahar gaye tho mat bhool na, mai ne bhi galti se door lock kardiya hoga. Yaad hai joote? Kaha soye the?

Sid: haa meri maa yaad hai. Aur tum jab moti bhi hogayi thi.

He said Chucklingz

Avu: for your kind information, it was mummy not me!

She said and he kept quiet. They saw that, the order was already in front of them, and aarshi and Sam was half done with their ice and other was on way.

Avu: not gonna eat another one.

She said to them and took that order.

Sid: guys! Take one more, let me see how you mom will stop.

He said and Avneet stamp her leg on his.

Sid: ouch! Phir bhi khao.

Avu: then I am taking 4. I am not stopping.

She said and order 4 for her. Kids took another and start eating that also. Sid smile and said

Sid: my kids.

Kids: moms kids. After that yours.

He said.

Sid: not fair! Mere pass se hi tho mom ke pass gaye the?

He said proudly. Kids were laughing at them.

Avu: haa haa! Sab boldo! Kaise kiya, kitne bage andar gaye. Ham demo de? Bataye? Aur pata hai? Jab tum dono, Chote the tab bhoit aaya tha ghar Mai? Yaad hai?

Aarshi: haan! Boht scary tha.

Sid: usko mai ankho se dekha hu. Meri halat tho tight hogayi thi.

Avu: isliye tho sam aaya.

Sid: tight tha tho lose bhi karna tha na.

Sid took her hand and went towards the car, kids followed them. They sat down. And Sid starts driving, they reached home kids were going in their room. But Sidneet grab their hands and took them in their room.

Sidneet: Ham kaha the?

Aavy: ice cream parlour!

Sidneet: Ham kis cheez par lardh rahe the?

They shout, Sam said

Sam: mai aaya!

Avu: tum kaha se aaye?

Sid: mai ne hi tho diya tumhe.

Aarshi: pagal hogaye hai dono. Ham ko inki andar ki baat nahi chahiye.

They said to each other at same time. Was going towards their room when Sid closed the door.

Sid: yahi ruko.

They three sat down on bed and kept their fingers on lips.

Avu: Sam aaya. Isliye hi na.

Sid: haa mai tight jo tha.

Sam: yeh mujhe kiu larahe hai beach mai? Jab se lage hai! Mai aaya, mai aaya. Arey aaya tho kya paap kiya?

Whispered in their ears.

Aavy: yeh dono pagal hogaye hai. Bina matlab ke lardh rahe hai.

Cookie: arey yeh kaise lardhai hai? Jo apne bare mai bolrahe hai?

Avu: aavy and cookie! Maloom kon tha wo bhoot?

They said no! But also she said

Avu: mai thi! Mai ne chilla ya. Tumhare dad......

Bolti band.

Sid: bolo na! Bolo. Aur bolo....sunrahe hai teeno.

Avu: you three go!

She said and they three felt relieved and went out.

Avu: you are sleeping on couch! Not near me.

She said and went towards her side and sleep.

Sid: mai yahi songa! Kya karna hai karlo.

He said and sleep on his side. Their backs were facing each other, kids peep inside and chuckled and closed the door.

KIDS

Aavy: my god! Crazy parents!

Sam: we are same just like them.

Cookie: tu tho garbage se aaya hai. Hai na Aavy?

She said and they both hi-fi.

NEXT MORNING

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