Berkut and Rinea are looking at candy in the candy isle, just being lovebirds
Berkut: Oh no...
Rinea: Oh no what?
Berkut: Do you smell that?
Rinea: Smell what?
Berkut: I smell gluten free lemon squares and go go boots. I smell Linda....
Rinea: Who's Linda?
A stereotypical white mom walks by them wearing a vaccines cause autism shirt
Berkut: whispering That's Linda.
Rinea: Ahh.
Linda: Such delinquents dying their hair in such odd colors. Can't they accept that God made them the way they are?
Berkut: Not to interfere, but my hair is naturally this dark. Oh and by the way, chill out with the Barbie makeup. Your face is not a coloring page.
Linda: Ugh, how rude you are! Didn't your parents ever teach you to respect your elders?
Berkut: They taught me to not listen to idiots like you.
Linda: Your parents should be ashamed of you she starts going on a rant until she's cut off
Berkut: saw an opening and bit her leg
Rinea: Berkut! We don't bite people in public!
Two years later
Berkut: And that's why I'm still banned from every store from that chain for 8 more years.
Alm: Linda fucking deserved it. She puts brussel sprouts in her brownies and spinach in her cookies.

Something I did for fun and one of my headcanons