Berkut: Calm down Linda, I might look like a delinquent, but at least my little cousin is vaccinated.

Berkut: Keep your nasty ass gluten free lemon squares away from me Helen.

Reinhardt: Anthony is what you'd call a child Linda. What you have is a fucking best that needs to be taught manners.

Reinhardt: If Anthony wants to dress up as a Disney Princess, then I let him be a goddamn Disney Princess!

At a really bad PTA meeting
Berkut: I'm calling in backup
Reinhardt: Please do....
The door crashes in
Lukas: WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT IS LINDA SPEWING OUT NOW!?
Reinhardt: I never knew he had that much emotion in him. I thought he head the emotional range of a piece of wood.

Reinhardt: Oh what's that Helen? You want to ban all snack cakes? I can't here you over THE SOUND OF MY DELICIOUS LITTLE DEBBIE.

Protect all of them