After dropping off our new companions and getting some fucking sleep, because no matter how many time shenanigans we do, my ass still wants to sleep, despite it being hard because I forgot my Reinhardt plush and that's kind of a security blanket for me. Don't question it, at least I don't have a different man in my bed every night ya rakes. You know who you are, don't lie. Once my body felt better after sleep, I quickly made myself a bowl of Frosted Krispies with so much sugar you could get sick and banana slices in it for some breakfast so I had something semi healthy to eat after all that fast food. I'm guessing after this mess I'm going to gain like ten pounds out of nowhere. Or I'm going to wake up in my last class of the day because it was so boring and this whole thing is an entire dream so that's how I can manipulate everything that goes on here. At least some of it. 

Once Ken and Sam were a bit more awake (mainly Ken since according to his brother, reapers don't need sleep), and we were all dressed more appropriately, the three of us went into the Blue Lion, leaving John and Connie as Realmsitters so we could come back and the realm is not on fire. After a blinding blue flash of light, we came upon what looked to be a torn up mansion. 

"Set 'er down here. I think I found a lot more allies." Sam said into the voice control to let the lion know we were at our destination. We were slowly let down and the dock opened to let us out before closing for security reasons. 

"Alright gang, let's search for clues." The reaper said as he took a proud Superman stance. 

"So, what your saying is, we should split up in a possibly evil infested area, when two of us are unarmed? What a wonderful idea, wait a fucking second, NO IT ISN'T YA FUCKING WANK!" I shouted, obvious sarcasm in my voice.

"Well we can obviously cover more ground that way." He replied with a condescending tone in his voice.

"Me and Ken are fucking unarmed and who knows if we'll be buttfucked or not!"

"Are you saying that in the screwed way or in the 'Fuck me Daddy Berkut sempai~' way?" 

"WHY WOULD I EVEN THINK THAT!?!" Then I felt something sharp near my neck and it wasn't Sam's scythe. I turned my head slowly only to see a familiar white winged angel holding his blade bow combo weapon at my throat.

"Hey Pit...." Ken said trying to be as friendly as he could.

"Listen, I already know your looking for your friends who've been kidnapped, I've gotten this speech a lot. We're here to help you get your friends back." Sam explained.

"I see..." Pit said as he lowered his weapon.

"May I pet you fluffy wings?" I asked. Probably not the best thing to ask, but it was necessary to ask because I've always wanted to pet them.

"Well, sure!" He replied getting to his usual cheery self and dropped his weapon arm completely. I found it so adorable with how cheery he could be. I reached out for one of his wings and pet it, and like I expected it was like a fluffy cloud of floof. 

"Is there anyone else around?" Ken asked. "We'd like their assistance as well."

"Yeah, follow me." The angel replied before heading towards the mansion, while we followed. Then I realized where we were. The smash mansion was a real place and not a made up thing by fanfiction writers. When we got to the remains of the Smash mansion, there were a lot of people there. As we walked in, a certain goddess of Nature seemed to notice us.

"Pit who are thes-" She seemed to trail off before noticing us fully. "Sam I told you to get out of here!"

"Well excuse me princess but I had to save my little brother from those things and I found the key to stopping these things!" The reaper replied, annoyance in his voice. 

"Wait, what key?" Pit asked. That's why I was here. I was the thing that could stop these creatures.

"Well the four universes you destroyed say otherwise." Another goddess with bright but somewhat dark green hair.

"Hey, we can't help it if we get sent to the wrong universes and blasting them is the only way out." The reaper replied before starting to float. 

"No it isn't." Both goddesses said.

"At least Teen Titans GO got destroyed." I shrugged. 

"That was the one good thing you destroyed." The goddess of nature replied.

"So will you guys join us?" The reaper asked, holding one hand out.

"Sure!" Pit said. "Let me get the others!" He then left, probably to tell the others what happened.

"How many worlds, aside from the real world have you visited?" Palutena asked.

"Well, Vocaloid, Digimon, Homestuck, Overwatch, Attack on Titan and this one." I replied. "Not many heroes from each. The most we got is four from the Attack on Titan world. Their worlds have been taken over as well so." 

"Ah. Makes sense. After Pit gets the others, we should drop them off in your pocket dimension. Something tells me there's a lot of Emblian Warriors stranded around and are vulnerable to attack." 

"Wait, as in the Fire Emblem Warriors?"

"Yes."

"So why am I summoned here in the first place since Sam won't tell me."

"I think we should focus on the task at hand first, then I'll explain everything." 

"Makes a lot more sense than his explanation." 

"Lady Palutena! We've got everyone!" Pit shouted as he ran back towards our location with several warriors.

"That is a lot of allies." Ken muttered. "And is that a child fighting?"

"Don't question it, we're still getting allies." I replied so only he could hear. 

"Everyone get to the blue lion before those things come back!" Sam shouted so he could get everyone's attention.

A timeskip later....

"So which realm should we go to first?" Ken asked.

"Well we should get to Askr first since they have an assortment of heroes then we can split up and collect the rest of them." Viridi explained.

"What do you mean by splitting up? We only have one lion." 

"A certain reaper and cherub are helping make the other 4 lions."

"Oh, makes a lot of sense." 

We were going to be in for one heck of a ride.