After dropping off John, Vriska, Calliope, Jean, Marco, Sasha and Connie in our pocket dimension and explaining to them that there wasn't enough room for them and more warriors, me, Sam and Ken hopped back into the Blue Lion and went off hunting for more heroes.

"So Sam, since you are the all knowing reaper, who is our villian?" I asked.

"Too many to count and reveal." The reaper replied.

"You've got to be shitting me." I replied as I gave an 'are you serious?' expression.

"No, nor would I want you that close to my ass."

"Well where to next senorito?"

"I'm not sure, all I know is that I'm picking up strong readings of evil energy in this realm."

"Don't you mean D--> STRONG?"

"Shut up you filthy homestuck."

"Hey, you actually touched them more than I did."

"I...uh..."

"Ariel 1, Idiot reaper 0." 

"Go fuck yourself."

"You know I would if such thing was possible."

"Guys, we're about to land in a pile of boxes!" Ken shouted as he ran in, alerting us to the fact my last words could be wanting to commit selfcest. I quickly grabbed the controls and yanked them to slow our crash, which ended up saving our majestic booties and landed us safely. We got out of the Lion, only for Sam to be hit with a metal ball once we were all out. 

"Hah!" I laughed. "You sucked some balls!" 

"Do you want me to say that one John quote?" 

"Nah, I already know your a homosexual." I said as I walked ahead, running into something. 

"Payback bitch!" The reaper replied before I turned to see what I bumped into. There was a girl, with a mech, holding a gun at me, and I was about to become a hostage knowing my luck. 

"Where are my friends?" She semi growled. "Where are they!?

"We have nothing to do with your friends. In fact, we were wondering if you could help us find them." I replied, trying to stay calm despite having a gun pointed at me. 

"They seem to be right Hana, I'm not sensing any of that energy from them." Another voice said as a robotic monk floated into the room.

"I'm not so sure Zeny, they could be faking it in order to gain our trust and then kidnap us like they did everyone else."

"Why would I want to do that?" I asked. "I'm about as harmless as a bowl of cereal, and we know you want to save your friends, other people have joined us for this reason. Other dimensions have been invaded just like yours, only leaving a handful of people left. We're hear to fix those worlds."

"So this has happened to other worlds?" The robotic monk asked.

"Yeah."

"Well then Hana, shall we?" 

"I guess." The other girl replied. "But how are we going to fit my mech in there?"

"I've got that. You guys just go inside." Sam said as he gave a semi toothy grin, seeming to try and hide the fact he was a reaper which would make them semi distrust us even more. After the four of us got inside, I watched Sam shrink down the mech and put it in his pocket before walking into the lion. 

"So then, let's go to the next world." The reaper said. 

After a bit of traveling, we seemed to be in a cyber world.

"Hey Ken? Could you stay in here with them while me and Ariel recruit the new warriors?" The light bluish violet haired reaper asked his younger brother.

"Sure. Anything else I could do for you?" 

"Nothing at all lil bro." 

Once me and my reaper guide were out of the lion, all we could see was a torn up blue scarf flowing.

"I think that's one of them...." He muttered. 

"I'll check." I said before moving forward, only to find that blue scarf was tied to something, rather someone who was cowering behind a rock with another person.

"Want some ice cream?" I asked, to which the blue scarved one perked up.

"Ice cream?" He asked.

"Yep! You don't to have to be afraid of me. I'm friendly." The purple haired one slowly stood up, followed quickly by the blue haired one.

"If you just follow me Kaito then we can have good times together and you and Gakupo won't have to be scared anymore!" How I just remembered their names I have no idea. Knowing I just gained their trust, I headed back to the lion, with the two behind me like ducklings. Sam was just in shock, with his mouth to the floor.

"HOW!?" He shouted as he followed me in.

"You just gotta know your stuff." 

After the four of us were inside, and I had grabbed Kaito some ice cream, the lion flew off into another dimension. 

"That, was... just wow..." Sam still had no words for what I just did.

"I have a way with words." I replied. 

"Do you think we should check on John and them before we head off into the next world?" Ken asked.

"That honestly would be the best solution, and we can drop them off as well." Sam replied.

"But there's only four of them here. Last time we got like eight plus ourselves in here." I replied.

"I'm sensing the next universe will have a lot of passengers. So it would be best if we dropped these four off first."

"What is it with this mystical power that your foreshadowing? Tell me already!"

"I'll tell you when minion memes die off."

"That's like never going to happen since Facebook has those forty year old moms who think the copy paste words are about as hilarious as this book the author's writing." Then, we heard some glass shatter.

"And there goes the fourth wall." Said glass then disintegrated. 

"That's never going to be fixed!"  

"Goddamnit Ariel, do you know how many chapters it's going to take to fix that?" Sam asked.

"Well once the Kid Icarus crew gets here it's no going back on that."

"How do you know that?"

"I read the tags of this book."

"On which site?"

"Archive of Our Own."

"GODDAMNIT ARIEL!"