"Thanks for the McDonald's guys..." Ken muttered, still pretty upset by what happened to his teammates and Wormmon. 

"No problem." I replied.

"Look, you may have lost your partner and your friends, but me and Ariel will help you kick the ass of the fucker who did it and mount it on your bedroom wall." Sam said as he sat next to his brother in an attempt to comfort him. I'm not sure about Ken but I'd be comforted by that. 

"Could I help saw it's ass off?" Ken sniffled.

"Sure bro." 

Then, we realized we were in some flash animated world.

"Where are we?" Both brothers asked.

"Oh no.. Oh no.. Oh no..." I muttered.

"What is it?" 

"We're in Teen Titans Go..." I muttered as I opened a special glass casing. Inside there was a giant purple button with "In case of TTG, press this button.". I slammed the button, and as the fiery explosion went off as usual, there were many screams of pain, agony and suffering. Just how I wanted that shitty ass reboot to die.

"What was in that button?" Sam asked, semi appalled by what I did.

"Aids, Cancer, Herpes, Every torture scene from Saw, at least 5 different parasites, 3 types of flesh eating bacteria, and getting speared in every part of their stupid toddler bodies!" I replied as both of their mouths dropped.

"You are seriously fucked up in the head." The reaper said after he closed his jaw 

"No, I just really really hate Teen Titans Go." Then I noticed we were in another world, but it was more ruined than the last.

"Any idea where we are?" Ken asked before an imp crashed into the window... Wait a second... Imp?

"Let me tell you about Homestuck Ken." I said before giving an evil grin.

"Oh yeah, there's warriors that are going to help us along the way, and this world has 3. There would be more but they were kidnapped." Sam explained.

"How do you know that?" I asked.

"M Night Shaymalan twist I don't want to explain right now." The reaper replied. "Now get us on the ground."

"Yes sir." I replied sarcastically before lowering the ship. Now I bet your saying to yourself "How can she fly the Blue Lion without experience? She's a mary sue!" Reader, this is a self insert meaning I can do whatever the fuck I want. Once the ship was lowered, we headed out to find a troll, a cherub and a god tier human fighting imps corrupted with whatever the hell attacked Ken. 

"What do we do?" I asked. 

"We fight." Sam replied as he took out his scythe.

"But we don't have weapons." Ken replied before his older brother realized it.

"Never mind, just try not to have them enter you through a certain hole." The reaper replied.

"Our ass?" I asked

"ARIEL NAGA FUCKING TIKI NO THAT IS DISGUSTING! WHY DOES YOUR MIND ALWAYS GO THERE!?" 

"That's a good question. I don't know." Then a Magic 8 ball was thrown at us, hitting 3 imps in the process and killing them.

"Would you quit yapping and help us!?" The troll shouted.

"Sorry Vriska!" I replied shouted. "This is your fight reaper bro." I said as I put a hand on one of the reaper's shoulders. 

"Thanks a fucking lot." The reaper growled before running into the horde of possessed imps to join the fight." 

"I'm still questioning why he's alive and where he learned that type of language." Ken said as he placed his elbows on my head and rested his head in his hands.

"I know I'm 5'2, you're supposed to be 5'4 so how the hell are you doing that?" I asked.

"That's a good question. I don't know." The destined replied before laughing a bit. Then, I realized. The fighting was over. 

"Are you guys alright?" I asked.

"No. Our friends got fucking kidnapped." Vriska growled.

"Vris you said you wouldn't use that language." The cherub said quietly.

"Callie, shut up." 

"Enough you two." The human said as he got between them. "Sorry bout them, I'm John Egbert, Ectobiologist and the Heir of Breath." He said as he held out his pale but bloodied hand before laughing a bit.

"Name's Ariel. You know, we are going to need help saving the world. The reaper over there connected your friend's dissapearances with our problem." 

"That would be great." John replied.

"But let's not save Calliborn. He's mean." The cherub replied.

"Well, what if I told you he's working for the bad guys, therefore we can kill him?" The reaper asked.

"Really?" The cherub's eyes got really wide before the reaper nodded.

"So tell me, what's your name small cherub?" He asked.

"Calliope. The meanie over there is Vriska." Calliope replied.

"I'M GONNA PUNT YOU INTO A FOOTBALL GOAL IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!" Vriska shouted. 

"Enough you two! We can't save your friends or any dimension if you two keep bickering!" Ken shouted over them. "Now you guys need to get the Blue Lion now before more of those things show up!" I was in shock, Ken was just cowering in the corner not even an hour ago and now he's essentially breaking up fights and leading us.

"Let's just get out of here." John sighed. 

Once we were all in the Blue Lion, we warped out of the current world and into our next world.

"Yo. Reaper bro." I called from the control room. "Can I ask you something?" 

"Fine... And I was just getting comfy too." The reaper muttered as he got off the couch and floated into the control room.

"When are we going to go into that pocket dimension so that we can drop off John and them?" I asked. "Me nor Ken can handle Vriska's and Callie's arguments anymore."

"After we collect the warriors from this world." The reaper replied before floating back into the back room. Turns out he only walks when he's in worlds and doesn't when we're in the lion since he's convinced the warriors to join us on our journey. Kind of a dick strategy but, whatever gets us the warriors we need I suppose that isn't straight up kidnapping.  

Then, I realized we were in another world. Trees were torn down and giant creatures were everywhere. We were in Attack On Titan.

"Sam! Ken! We're in Attack on Feels! We're landing here so I can save someone!" I shouted.

"Do I have to get off the couch?" Sam asked, looking 300% done with life. 

"Yes. Your the one that has to get them to come with us." I replied.

"Who are we trying to save?" Ken asked.

"I'm saving my gay ship. Jeanco needs to live on." I said with 500% seriousness. 

Once the Blue Lion landed, the three of us exited, only to be followed by John.

"Can I come with you? I really don't want to deal with Vriska's and Calliope's arguing." He complained.

"John, you can hide in the control room. Here are the keys." I said as I threw him the keys to the control room. "If someone starts knocking the Ghostbusters theme, that's me trying to get us not eaten by Titans." 

"Got it!" The black haired male said as he ran back into the mechanical lion. Not even a foot into walking, we heard screaming from above.

"IMMA KILL ALL THE TITANS!" They shouted from above, but it didn't sound like Eren.... It sounded more like Jean. So that's where Eren got it from... Then, we heard someone else screaming.

"JEAN NO!" Yep. That was Freckled Jesus' Second Coming. Marco has graced us once again.

"So um... How do we get them to join us?" Ken asked.

"I know." I replied. "WE HAVE FREE FOOD!" 

"How is that going to help us?" Sam asked before staring in awe as he watched 2 Survey Corps members drop down behind me.

"Food?" One of them said, her mouth drooling.

"Sasha.... I semi don't trust them. Look at them. One of them isn't even wearing shoes!" The male whispered.

"You know we can hear you." I replied. 

"Shit." The male said.

"Look, we're only trying to help you guys save your world from titans and these goop things that are brainwashing people and kidnapping others for a monsterous army." Sam explained.

"Wait what!?" The male shouted. 

"Yeah. We're trying to gain as many forces as possible so we can fight them. Not only you two but Jean and Marco as well."

"That could explain the disappearances of Levi and Eren." The female said.

"Along with Armin and Mikasa..." The male said to himself. "Fine. We'll go with you." He seemed to lighten up a bit more. 

"Could you get Marco and Jean for us? We'd like their assistance as well." Ken asked.

"Sure. I'll go get them." The male said before starting up his 3DMG and blasting off into the sky.

"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Sasha and the guy who just left is Connie." Sasha explained.

"Nice to meet you both." I replied as I shook her hand.

"Do you guys actually have food?" I looked back at Sam and Ken and they gave me the motion of let's head to Pizza Hut or something after this world 

"I have to check with my advisors." I replied as out of the corner of my eye, I saw Connie land with Jean and Marco.

"I've already explained the whole situation to them and they're on board with this." Connie explained to which Jean and Marco nodded.

"Did you defeat your teetan or whatever?" Sam asked sarcastically.

"Titan you mean? And yes." Jean replied. "Also Horse jokes are not appreciated." 

"Gotcha." I replied. "Now let's head for the Blue Lion. We've got more worlds to travel to, but before we go world hopping again, let's get Arby's."

"What's Arby's?" Sasha asked.