Kid 1: "Where do babies come from?"
Kid 2: "The dumpster."

"Would it be possible to fūck a rhino? I'm talking about if the rhino gave you consent."

"I keep hearing dead baby jokes!"

"Tia, why do you keep saying that Obama's out to get you?"

*Talking about a math concept*
Kid 1: What do you think the Greek dudes that came up with this would think of us today?
Kid 2: Kayla, they're dead.
*Class is quiet for a moment*
Kid 3: *Donkey noise*

"I nut every time I drink water."

"Every time I get on the bus, I smell doughnuts/donuts."

"Wait, pickup lines are British?"

Kid: "I'm going to be a stripper for Halloween!"
Judy (Bus driver): *very concerned look in the mirror*
Kid: "Don't worry, Judy. I'm dressing up as one of those strippers from Magic Mike."
Judy: "Okay...." *avoids eye contact with the kid for the rest of the ride*

"I would rather fight for the attention of a cow than be your friend!"