*playing Kahoot!*
Kid: I choose...ILLUMINATI (triangle option)!!
Class (+teacher): *dead silence and staring at Kid while Kahoot! music plays in the background*

"I'm Asian but not that Asian."

*on a bus*
Kid 1: What can go wrong?
Kid 2: Well, my head's by the window, so there's one thing."

"Kissing a chicken is more dangerous than running in the middle of the road."

"Can bananas get HIV?"

"Is earsex safe?"

Teacher: Where's Obama from?
Kid: DA HOOD!!!

Kid 1: *pointing at trash can* There's my school picture.
Kid 2: *glances between Kid 1 and trash can* That's deep and sad, man.

"Don't you force your gender stereotypes on my muffin!"

Kid 1: I am NOT a pyromaniac! I just like fire.
Kid 2: That's EXACTLY what a pyromaniac would say.