"My dad's doing the 24 year challenge, not the 24 hour challenge."

"Of course there's crack in the girls' locker room!"

"I almost stabbed her with a pencil, but then I realized that it would be rude."

"The football was halfway in and that's when he passed out."

"Do you think I could seduce Putin? I'll even wear the underwear."

"Dude, could I do the gallon challenge with bleach instead of milk?"

"Victor Frankenstein is about to catch these fists."

Kid 1: I haven't heard anything about Jay Loco in a while.
Kid 2: Jay Loco can eat my shit, Brandon.

"There was blood, but we didn't bother calling the cops."

"Mom was still pissed, but I got to keep my car."