Kid 1: "What're we doing after school?"
Kid 2: "We're cat fishing kids on ChristianMingles.com!"
Kid 1: "Yeah!"

"Hey, Mason, how do I tell Miss Warren that I just shįt my pants?"
(Said as the teacher was standing right in front of his desk)

"Could you please stop adding nipples to my drawings?"

*group in Language Arts talking about the Great Gatsby*
Kid: "I dunno. Nick is a little gay."

"I'm wearing basketball shorts on Monday so I can kick your @ss!"

Kid 1: "So you really think that you're going to get accepted into an all-white college?"
Kid 2: "Yeah."

"Dude, what would happen if you pumped liquid soap into your @ss and then you got diarrhea?"

"Snow days always make me feel a little gayer than usual."

Health teacher: *talking about STDs* "What are some ways that you can get an STD?"
Kid: "My cousin has a yeast infection from sucking too much dick. Does that count?"

"And that is why you never mix Pepsi and lube."
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If you guys have some funny overheard stuff from your classmates, feel free to send them to me in a PM and I'll put it into the book