Are you ready?

Are you ready for this?

Are you mentally and emotionally and physically prepared for some unchained, sensational love scenes straight out of the same vein as Fifty Shades of Gray?

Well, good for you.....

Because I'm not.

I'm sorry, my friends, I believe you've been rickrolled.

And now look at all the people laughing at you:

But seriously, if you WOULD like the deleted scenes, let me know- and the Freddie and I will confer.  It is terribly private stuff, after all. ;)

Sorry for the bait and switch, my dears, I just got this bubble on my brain listening to some Rick Astley, and I've never done anything like that before, so... yes.  I am sorry.  Kind of. ;)

And since no bait and switch is complete without it, I give you the cherry on top- literally:

Thanks for being such good sports, especially considering how old of a joke this is by now. XD